Quarantine Day 1: AOTD

[imissplatinumplus]

Just doing my part. Hail STATE! Hail STATE!

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

At the Nudie Bar

Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks,
the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance
in their underpants,
the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt,
and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast,
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh,
and blacken an eye,
at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas,
but the Bundys kick ***,
at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.


Where Christmas is nice,
and lap dances are half price,
at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters,
and unwrap the hooters,
at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty,
and the girls all twenty,
at the nudie bar.

 

[Shamoan]

Hash problems solved!