Question for the Pack

[Bulldog Bruce]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

 

[WutheringDawg]

I’m not opposed to blowing up the lobby bathroom vs my own room when the time comes.

 

[Bullldawg78]

If she's kicking me out if the bathroom in the room, she better be paying for it.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

California King and I'll s h I t wherever I please!

 

[Bulldog45]

Depends on how good the coffee in the lobby is. If it’s quality I can handle a 30 minute visit.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

In every house we have lived in, I have a dedicated toilet I shìt in. It never in our master. After 15 years of marriage, I am not certain my wife shìts at all. She doesn't fart either, but the dog farts constantly if she's to be believed.

 

[The Peeper]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

We have 3 in our house and only the 2 of us at home so were not a good couple to study, plus, we are on different work schedules so even if we had one bath it wouldn't really matter. That said if we were on the same schedules getting ready we would be at each others throats regularly

 

[StillTbonewannabe]

Courtesy flush mandatory but I would be damned if I am tight legging it down to the lobby.

 

[dawgstudent]

I just put matches in the bathroom. Knocks out that **** smell in a few seconds.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

My answer.

No way am I doing that.

On her statement, if she added we both only dump in the lobby then you do you. If it is husband only, I hope they have tampons in the lobby men's restroom because he needs it.

 

[johnson86-1]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

It's not a hard and fast rule, but I tend to knock it out in the Lobby. I don't particularly want to blow up my own room. I'm an early riser so I can usually go get some coffee and take care of that and read or get breakfast if we're at a place that has it without waking anybody up. Not a big inconvenience. If we are traveling with kids, I tend to have the boys use the lobby, especially as they get older.

For the house, again, not a hard and fast rule, but tend to avoid the master unless we have a lot of company. I don't particularly enjoy smelling anybody else's ****, so it seems like a pretty prudent step to take just in case I'm trying to get some action in our room, which will often occur shortly after she brushers her teeth etc in the bathroom at night.

On the flip side, there have been years where I couldn't definitively say she ever went to the bathroom, which I appreciate. Seems like I'm doing the bare minimum courtesy in comparison.

 

[TimberBeast]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

If I'm able to share a hotel room with Tomi Lahren I'll use whatever bathroom she wants me to.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I just put matches in the bathroom. Knocks out that **** smell in a few seconds.

SPSers lighting matches in a closed space after a dump??? You're going to get someone killed man

 

[johnson86-1]

My answer.

No way am I doing that.

On her statement, if she added we both only dump in the lobby then you do you. If it is husband only, I hope they have tampons in the lobby men's restroom because he needs it.

This seems like one of those fair doesn't mean the same things. My wife doesn't mow the lawn or household maintenance, and I'm fine with that. I do a fraction of what she does with respect to managing the household as far as groceries, managing kids schedules, etc.

If your wife is stinking up the hotel room, sure, she should go to the lobby. If not, just not a big deal.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

By the way some of you are talking, it sounds like you’re not aware that toilets flush

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

When we had a bigger house, I had a separate bathroom. Now we're too close together in a smaller house for that to really matter.

 

[NukeDogg]

The only way I'm using the lobby bathroom is if I'm already in the lobby when the urge hits.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

By the way some of you are talking, it sounds like you’re not aware that toilets flush

Its the vapors that'll get you...

 

[She Mate Me]

My answer.

No way am I doing that.

On her statement, if she added we both only dump in the lobby then you do you. If it is husband only, I hope they have tampons in the lobby men's restroom because he needs it.

Even if I agreed to some shite like that (no pun intended) as a kindness to my wife, if she went on a 17'n talk show and outed me I'd have a difficult time staying married to that *****.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

The only thing that dictates where I lay cable is my colon, and we all know you can only tell your butthole you're boss for so long before there's a hostile takeover and you're running for your life.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Damn, you curry, jalapeno eaters need to carry a can of Glade on your belt if you stink up the place every time you relieve your bowels. I'm not going to pay for a room at a fancy Motel 6 just to use the lobby facilities with the other snowflake husbands. Hell, just use the Port-A-let at the Buc-ees's construction site down the road. Man up and kick the shrew out of room, I'm sure they have a ladies room in the lobby, too.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I'd bet a lot of guys on here enjoy the poop more than the poon these days

 

[GhostOfJackie]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

I always **** in the guest bathroom. No clue where she *****, or if she even does.

On vacation, my visit to the lobby bathroom is always appreciated by the rest of the family.

 

[FormerBully]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

I take number 2s wherever I want, and my wife respects me for it. If my wife suggested I had to go to the lobby to take a crap, I would not flush the rest of the trip.

 

[dorndawg]

I'd bet a lot of guys on here enjoy the poop more than the poon these days

I know a lot of German ideas have gotten popular lately, but this is going to far.*

 

[DerHntr]

Courtesy flush mandatory but I would be damned if I am tight legging it down to the lobby.

The courtesy flush is a dying concept. I’m shocked how many people will soak in their stank cloud in a public restroom while watching YouTube or TikTok full volume up. It’s even worse when they are talking on the phone but that at least provides me with entertainment. I make sure to be really loud with any and all bodily functions so that the person on the line can hear it.

Flush the toilet you stinky 17s!! Also, get off my lawn!

 

[skipperDawg]

You boys are definitely young adults probably married less than 10 years.
You get my age and drop a masterpiece ,
Your yelling for your wife to bring the camera.

 

[PBRME]

At home we use separate bathrooms. Anywhere else it is what it is.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I share a building and business with 4 other women. While we don't have designated Rooster and Cat restroom signs (as a I suggested when we renovated this place to start this venture), as the sole male employee one of them is pretty much mine. That and the customers for the back of the house, which are also mostly men. However, when a bowel movement hits the ladies, they still often use "mine." Long story short, these are your friend. I keep a bag of them at work, yet I don't use them at home.



As to separate bathrooms, currently separate vanities are more important.

 

[GloryDawg]

My **** doesn't stink.

 

[She Mate Me]

I'd bet a lot of guys on here enjoy the poop more than the poon these days

Spoken like a man with a compromised intestinal structure.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Our next house will have two(2) master baths. This is non-negotiable. It’s more for my sanity than hers.

Every time I get up to shower, she hops in before me to “do something” or “get something, I’ll just be a second”. I end up waiting for a minute or two, but that minute just 17s with my head something awful.

Why the GD 17 did you sit on the couch for the past 2 hours, only to jump in front of me when all I want is to shower and go to bed?

When she’s doing hair/makeup, I will always do my business in another bathroom because I’m courteous. We have a 9 foot double vanity; guess whose shittt takes up 80% of counter space.

As I said, next house will have 2 master baths because I like to avoid conflict if at all possible. Hers will be built to her specs, and mine will have what I need and nothing else. And if I want to leave my deodorant, toothbrush, toothpaste, q-tips, cologne, etc. out on the counter, that’s my hill to die on, and I don’t think that’s too much to ask. If she want to take a 2hour bubble bath and listen to Taylor Swift, then take a 45 minute deuce, no judgement here.

But if I find one eyelash curler next to my sink I might 17in lose it.

 

[Son_of_34]

Not married but If I ever built a house it will have at least 2 more bathrooms than bedrooms...you can sleep nearly anywhere but you can't sh*t everywhere

 

[thatsbaseball]

Two words.......Courtesy flush **

 

[Chesusdog]

If sharing a bathroom is that big of a deal then yall need help, whether it be a shrink or her or a gastroenterologist for you.

 

[The Fatboy]

I want to know what kind of sh its yall are taking that the smell cant be handled by the fan. Yall some gross mfs. Go see a doctor.

 

[FormerBully]

I was watching a news talk show and the topic was about married couples having separate bathrooms and if it's good for a marriage. One of the Ladies on the show (Tomi Lahren) said that she and her husband take it a step further. She said when they are on vacation at a hotel his bathroom is in the lobby.

What say Yee?

I will answer later.

Also, isn't Tomi a big time right wing influencer? Husband going to lobby sounds like a rainbow loving liberal to me!!!

 

[T-TownDawgg]

If sharing a bathroom is that big of a deal then yall need help, whether it be a shrink or her or a gastroenterologist for you.

I started to reply “17 you, hard”, but that would just be counter-productive.

The fact is, not all of us are as fortunate to comfortably share a bathroom with a long time-boyfriend

 

[Chesusdog]

I started to reply “17 you, hard”, but that would just be counter-productive.

The fact is, not all of us are as fortunate to comfortably share a bathroom with a long time-boyfriend

Not sure why my post merits either response?

 

[Dawghouse]

I want to know what kind of sh its yall are taking that the smell can be handled by the fan. Yall some gross mfs. Go see a doctor.

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