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Rebel Chuck

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I am having trouble getting my crops to grow and my cattle look malnourished.
I followed the instructions on the bag for the corn and even put a dead fish in the soil for each one.

The cattle won't eat the hay I feed them. Is there a certain type of grass that works best?
What am I doing wrong here friends?
 
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Rebel Chuck

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I am having trouble getting my crops to grow and my cattle look malnourished.
I followed the instructions on the bag for the corn and even put a dead fish in the soil for each one.

The cattle won't eat the hay I feed them. Is there a certain type of grass that works best?
What am I doing wrong here friends?
 
615dawg

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Trying to make a return trip to the DDDY next year, I see.
 
Bdog9090

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I would just put on my faithful fishing shirt and boating shoes and get ****-faced and piss/**** myself in a public place.
 
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omaha08

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Thank u chuck for epidimizing the ole miss fan base this morning. First, call daddy on your iphone to do all your work for you, second mix another toddy while wearing a neon fishing shirt and going shoeless with loafers and make sure to have your sunglasses strapped around your neck no matter if the sun is out or not. Third talk to your bros about how you finally got to cop a feel on a girl while she was passed out. Fourth, take up russian roullette.
 
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sixpackmafia

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I thought the whole cow college thing went out of style back in the late 70s-80s......Maybe all things come back in style?
 
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gptdawg

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I would go take pictures of myself that I think make look really really cool and post of them on the internet for all the world to see what a doucebag looks like.
 
dawgstudent

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but I wonder what goes through someone's mind to put on a suit and wear dirty *** **** kickers. But why should I expect logical thought from someone who sports sunglasses at night.
 
Shmuley

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I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that my daddy fathered me with the help and doesn't really love me like his real children and I'm dealing with these "my daddy hates me" repressed feelings that are driving me to have homosexual desires. Isn't this the point where you put on your red pants and dry hump your integra trunk lid?
 
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JxnDawg39211

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just put on your red colored khakis, turn your Costa Del Mar suglasses around on your neck, put on one of your of multi-colored knit shirts, and your raindow sandals, then go to the grove and take a big turd right in the middle of it. This turd will be blessed because it was taken in the grove. Then feed it to your cow. It will have super natural powers because of the grove .</p>
 
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Dental Dawg

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Tan sport coat, sunglasses, and boots. Is this what everyone will be wearing in the bars in Oxford? We can only dream to reach your level of coolness.</p>
 
ckDOG

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That is all.
 
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omaha08

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Are you enjoying this chuckie? Are you enjoying getting those state 'rednecks' stirred up? Did you get a flat tire on the way to work this morning and had to call daddy all upset and beg him to come help you and now your back in a good mood?
 
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shutterdawg

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Stop sodomizing your cattle. As for corn...why would you put your sister (fishy) next to it on the ground?
 
Shmuley

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I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that my daddy fathered me with the help and doesn't really love me like his real children and I'm dealing with these "my daddy hates me" repressed feelings that are driving me to have homosexual desires. Isn't this the point where you put on your red pants and dry hump your integra trunk lid?
 
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rugbdawg

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You need to at least leave the hint of metro in your clothing unless you're trying to pick up dudes.
 
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Rebel Chuck

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some plans may be a little complicated to implement, but I will give it the ol' college try.

Another question, I can't decide to wear my red pants / cowboy boots or my red pants / loafers / no socks to the Memphis game?
Thoughts?

I know it may be hot so I'm leaning against the cowboy boots.
I guess the important question is which will make me look richer?
Only select folks know that snakeskin boots are exspensive, but loafers always say "upper middle class"
 
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stevo1a

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1. Put on your shades
2. Knock back a sixer of Newcastle
3. Go into your garage (make sure all doors are closed)
4. Crank up your $40,000 car
5. Roll down your windows
6. Take a nap</p>
 
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shutterdawg

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Rebel Chuck said:
some plans may be a little complicated to implement, but I will give it the ol' college try.

Another question, I can't decide to wear my red pants / cowboy boots or my red pants / loafers / no socks to the Memphis game?
Thoughts?

I know it may be hot so I'm leaning against the cowboy boots.
I guess the important question is which will make me look richer gayer?
Only select folks know that snakeskin boots are exspensive, but loafers always say "upper middle class I like to take it in the ***"
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Fixed it for ya- no thanks necessary
 
GloryDawg

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stevo1a said:
1. Put on your shades
2. Knock back a sixer of Newcastle
3. Go into your garage (make sure all doors are closed)
4. Crank up your $40,000 car
5. Roll down your windows
6. Take a nap</p>
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You left off number 7. Don't forget to take the rubber dick out of his ***.
 
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