Random funny from the Lame Telanovellas

[dawgman42]

From ESPN's latest 30 for 30 for 30, etc.:

Joe Ignatius, an Ole Miss baseball player from 1992 to 1996, watched in disbelief as Kiffin and his assistants left Oxford like diplomats fleeing a foreign country.

"I feel naive thinking it wouldn't happen to us," Ignatius said. "It just didn't have to go this way. It could have been six great years going your way, thanks for what you did. But leopards don't change their spots. And I got fooled, so not what I expected."

Ignatius said he felt the worst for his son, Bodacious, an eighth grader who grew to love the Ole Miss football team.



There really are so many, many things wrong in Lafayette County on just so many levels.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

I just googled the name Bodacious Ignatious. It appears he’s a real person. So he’s in like junior high, and he’s already got a porn name.

 

[Dawgbite]

Bodacious Ignatius, how’d you like to go through life with that moniker?

 

[L4Dawg]

He has now replaced Sykes Orvis as the most Ole Miss name ever.

 

[Drebin]

From ESPN's latest 30 for 30 for 30, etc.:

Joe Ignatius, an Ole Miss baseball player from 1992 to 1996, watched in disbelief as Kiffin and his assistants left Oxford like diplomats fleeing a foreign country.

"I feel naive thinking it wouldn't happen to us," Ignatius said. "It just didn't have to go this way. It could have been six great years going your way, thanks for what you did. But leopards don't change their spots. And I got fooled, so not what I expected."

Ignatius said he felt the worst for his son, Bodacious, an eighth grader who grew to love the Ole Miss football team.



There really are so many, many things wrong in Lafayette County on just so many levels.

I saw that yesterday and laughed for five minutes.

 

[Dawgbite]

Make a great tag team.

 

[Shmuley]

Bodacious Ignatius. There’s my next Starbucks name.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

Bodacious Ignatius. There’s my next Starbucks name.

I use Snoop Dogg a lot. I also put him as a contact on any medical paperwork I have to fill out.
I had to correct the kid at chic fil a one time; they spelled my name with only one G on my receipt. It’s obviously double G.

 

[Bulldog45]

Joe is obviously a fan of Bill and Ted

 

[skip dog]

I totally missed that name.......

One of the greatest names ever.....reminds me of:

 

[o_Bud1991]

I had a young black lady that worked for me a few years back named Bodacious, and she was

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

I had a young black lady that worked for me a few years back named Bodacious, and she was

Was her last name Nipple by any chance?

 

[Maroon13]

I use Snoop Dogg a lot.

I use McLovin occasionally just to embarrass my kids. Sometimes the barista gets it, sometimes not.

 

[Shmuley]

I use Snoop Dogg a lot. I also put him as a contact on any medical paperwork I have to fill out.
I had to correct the kid at chic fil a one time; they spelled my name with only one G on my receipt. It’s obviously double G.

When I eat out with my brother-in-law, we are reserved under "Joe Montana." It's his go-to.

 

[dawgman42]

I use McLovin occasionally just to embarrass my kids. Sometimes the barista gets it, sometimes not.

Big Dick Magee is a great one to use at the Cracker Barrel.

 

[MSUDOG24]

Thread prompted a flashback to buying this when I was at State. Not sure how I stumbled across it or why it remains stuck in my head after all these years but not a bad album as I recall.

 

[dgsmith15]

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

I use McLovin occasionally just to embarrass my kids. Sometimes the barista gets it, sometimes not.

I used Socrates once at The Lil' Dooey just to embarrass my daughter.....

 

[OG Goat Holder]

From ESPN's latest 30 for 30 for 30, etc.:

Joe Ignatius, an Ole Miss baseball player from 1992 to 1996, watched in disbelief as Kiffin and his assistants left Oxford like diplomats fleeing a foreign country.

"I feel naive thinking it wouldn't happen to us," Ignatius said. "It just didn't have to go this way. It could have been six great years going your way, thanks for what you did. But leopards don't change their spots. And I got fooled, so not what I expected."

Ignatius said he felt the worst for his son, Bodacious, an eighth grader who grew to love the Ole Miss football team.



There really are so many, many things wrong in Lafayette County on just so many levels.

I actually know Joe. He used to coach travel with Craig Tatum, maybe still does, haven't seen him in years. Their kids are good players for sure. They were doing things the right way AND still winning tournaments.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

When I eat out with my brother-in-law, we are reserved under "Joe Montana." It's his go-to.

My go-to is Wilford Brimley or Ted Nugent.

My Youth Pastor would always use Shadraq, Mishaq, and Abednego (sp?).

 

[dawgman42]

I actually know Joe. He used to coach travel with Craig Tatum, maybe still does, haven't seen him in years. Their kids are good players for sure. They were doing things the right way AND still winning tournaments.

Then you must be aware that he apparently has either a cruel sense of humor or has been beaned in the head too many times during his playing days to then name his son Bodacious.