Rank the likelyhood...

[WayboDawg]

MSU wins this season's CWS
Dak finishes in top 4 of Heisman voting
MSU football wins 11 games in 2014
MSU football beats both Alabama and LSU in 2014
MSU basketball wins 2014 SEC tourny
Within 15 years Ole Miss Rebels change their name to Mississippi Bears to be politically correct

 

[MeridianDog]

I bought a lottery ticket.

About the same, give or take

 

[Dawghouse]

I sent a youtube video to Katie Upton inviting her to my 20 year HS reunion.

I like my chances better.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

52% MSU wins this season's CWS

12% Dak finishes in top 4 of Heisman voting

15% MSU football wins 11 games in 2014

5% MSU football beats both Alabama and LSU in 2014

0% MSU basketball wins 2014 SEC tourney

0% Within 15 years Ole Miss Rebels change their name to Mississippi Bears to be politically correct

 

[dickiedawg]

MSU Football Wins 11 Games
Dak finishes in top 4
MSU Football beats both Alabama and LSU in 2014
MSU Wins CWS 2014
MSU basketball wins 2014 SEC tourney
Ole Miss changes name (For the record, if you just say "Ole Miss changes name" it rise to greater than MSU's chances to win 2014 SEC tourney, ~1%)

 

[klong-dog]

SO we have greater than a 50/50 chance of winning the title? Wow I like.

 

[RocketDawg]

20% MSU wins this season's CWS
15% Dak finishes in top 4 of Heisman voting
5% MSU football wins 11 games in 2014
5% MSU football beats both Alabama and LSU in 2014
1% MSU basketball wins 2014 SEC tourny
0% Within 15 years Ole Miss Rebels change their name to Mississippi Bears to be politically correct

 

[RocketDawg]

Given the OM change in name at 1%, are all the rest 0%?

 

[thatsbaseball]

1 in 100 for any of the first five happening. 50/50 on the Bears

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

0 on all fronts, all are unrealistic. It should be...
MSU goes to CWS
Dak is 1st team All Sec
MSU football wins 10 games including bowl
MSU football beats Auburn or LSU
MSU basketball plays a game after the SEC Tourney
Within 15 years Ole Miss will be caught cheating
Then I will say its .01 chance that any of those happen

 

[patdog]

MSU wins this season's CWS - 5%
All the rest are < 1%

 

[skb124]

So you think there's a chance we go to Omaha, but not win it?

Anybody that goes to Omaha can win it. I'd say 5% chance of winning CWS and 10% chance of winning 11 games in football. All others no shot.

 

[DerHntr]

All are 0 except CWS win and OM. Although, I don't think they will drop Ole Miss for Mississippi but I could see Rebel being wiped from the history books like Hitler burning books in the town square.

 

[rdnkkicker]

1. Mississippi Bears
2. CWS
3a. Dak
3b. 11 wins
4. UA+LSU
5. SEC hoops

 

[FreeDawg]

I sent a youtube video to Katie Upton inviting her to my 20 year HS reunion.

I like my chances better.

no way I'd show up to my 20 year with that pointy elbow behemoth**

 

[Dawghouse]

I will say if this happens "MSU football beats both Alabama and LSU in 2014" then there is a huge chance this happens "MSU football wins 11 games in 2014". And if both of those happen then this will be a slam dunk to happen "Dak finishes in top 4 of Heisman voting".

I think we have a decent shot at winning 11 games if you're counting bowl games but the bowl game would be in 2015 most likely (if we were 10-2)

 

[57stratdawg]

I'm going (in order of most likely to least..)

1) CWS Championship
2) 11 wins
3) Beats Alabama and LSU in 2014
4) Dak makes it to NYC
5) Basketball Tournament title
6) OM name change

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Yeah I do. How many times have we went and still haven't won one yet. Its the dead Indians.