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dawgstudent

dawgstudent

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Wayne Dorsey and James Carmon going back and forth. Thought it was pretty funny.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Aye man....season here i dont kno u nomore flatout. Dont be commentin on my pics weak *** state !%!++ lol

<span style="font-weight: bold;">James Carmon</span>: ooooo so its like that now see i wasnt going to say nothing but now i got to i got a hit out on ya *** and tell masoli ***** *** we coming... holla at you in nov...

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: LMAO stfu yo im ready hit ur phone in like 10 man
 
dawgstudent

dawgstudent

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Apr 15, 2003
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Wayne Dorsey and James Carmon going back and forth. Thought it was pretty funny.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Aye man....season here i dont kno u nomore flatout. Dont be commentin on my pics weak *** state !%!++ lol

<span style="font-weight: bold;">James Carmon</span>: ooooo so its like that now see i wasnt going to say nothing but now i got to i got a hit out on ya *** and tell masoli ***** *** we coming... holla at you in nov...

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: LMAO stfu yo im ready hit ur phone in like 10 man
 
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Buford T. Justice

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Please translate into English (I tried Google translation but wasn't sure what language they were using). After that, hopefully I will laugh also.
 
dawgstudent

dawgstudent

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Alright
man...season here. I don't know you anymore flatout. Do not comment
on my pictures on facebook. You go to Mississippi State which is a
weak *** school. Laugh out loud!!

<span style="font-weight: bold;">James Carmon</span>: Oh, so its
like that now. See, I wasn't going to say anything but now I am going to . I got a
hit on your *** and tell The Criminal Masoli's ***** *** we are coming. Talk to you in November (at the Egg Bowl)

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Laughing my *** off. Shut the @!$@ up. I'm going to call you in 10 min.
 
3000lbchicken

3000lbchicken

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He said, "Hello Friend. The football season is upon us. We shall no longer be friends. Please, no comments on my photographs. Your inferiority makes me laugh."

then he said ...... fill it in
 
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JohnDawg

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Carmon:"Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! "

Dorsey: "Sa da tay!"

Carmon: "Kapa chow!"

Dorsey: "Cole me on the panny sty!"

Carmon: "I gots to say na nay no!"
 
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Buford T. Justice

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I am almost 40. I would like to take a stapler and staple the friggin pants to these idiot's waist. I would like to *****-slap kids that don't say yes-sir and no-sir. I could translate Ebonics, but don't want to.
 
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DowntownDawg

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Hello good sir! The football season is upon us. As such, due to the university choices that we both made, I feel it is best to let you know that our relationship is ending of necessity. I'd appreciate it if you would refrain from commenting on the photographs that I have posted for all to see. Your university is inferior, and that makes me laugh.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">James Carmon</span>: So these are the new terms of our relationship. I had resolved myself to refrain from commenting, but now I have ordered some violence that will be inflicted on you at an unspecified time. Please relay to Masoli that we are coming after him and plan to do him harm. We will discuss this further in November.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Wayne Dorsey</span>: I find this exchange very amusing! I am preparing to call you in ten minutes.
 
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dstatechamps

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Carmon and Dorsey as stodgy old white dudes with British accents reading this. <div>
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</div><div>ETA: Yeah. Like the youtube link.</div>
 
GloryDawg

GloryDawg

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<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Wayne Dorsey: </span>I think he was asking a well thought out tax question.

James Carmon: "Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”

I think they were basically jabering.
 
AccountingDawg

AccountingDawg

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Someone needs to do a "Bryan JUICY Jumbos" esque skit of this back and forth.. Would be GOLD I'm sure.. Can't remember that site though..

And GO!!!!!
 
jakldawg

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I would like to rebut your previous claims in an improvisational and rhythmic manner.
<span> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R6H0i1RAdHk?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" height="385" width="480" ></embed> </span>
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

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was less than generous."

I can't stop laughing at this vid. Very well done.
 
HotMop

HotMop

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and probably also doesn't speak ebonics. Perhaps Spanish though as he's from Tejas.
 
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ALdawg.sixpack

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<span> <span id="temp-1"><span> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yzdxYgXL9nE?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed> </span> </span> </span>

All this translating actually made me think back to this........some more common terminology
 
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independencebowlmainstay

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DowntownDawg said:
<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Wayne Dorsey</span>: Hello good sir! The football season is upon us. As such, due to the university choices that we both made, I feel it is best to let you know that our relationship is ending of necessity. I'd appreciate it if you would refrain from commenting on the photographs that I have posted for all to see. Your university is inferior, and that makes me laugh.

<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">James Carmon</span>: So these are the new terms of our relationship. I had resolved myself to refrain from commenting, but now I have ordered some violence that will be inflicted on you at an unspecified time. Please relay to Masoli that we are coming after him and plan to do him harm. We will discuss this further in November.

<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Wayne Dorsey</span>: I find this exchange very amusing! I am preparing to call you in ten minutes.
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That's some funny shitright there......I don't care who you are. Good ****.
 
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