Sigh ....there was a felony charge when I was 18 ...but I DIDNT exactly do what the felony law words said ....
Suffice it to say - I regret waking down 30th street in middlesboro - drunk as a hothouse donkey - and expressing my senior year frustration by emptying about twenty mailboxes of their contents and throwing them up like “big assed confetti “
That’s technically a felony folks -and you May just have to explain it for decades to come
(Or get the United States Air Force help make it disappear)
Suffice it to say - I regret waking down 30th street in middlesboro - drunk as a hothouse donkey - and expressing my senior year frustration by emptying about twenty mailboxes of their contents and throwing them up like “big assed confetti “
That’s technically a felony folks -and you May just have to explain it for decades to come
(Or get the United States Air Force help make it disappear)