Oooh let me answer
Our Pal UNC91 finished his GED in that special ed course back in 89....  He attended Swamp Gum Community college in Onslow County, and turned what he learned into a fine career where he went from  mopping the floors at the waffle house to winning the Fry Cook of the month at McDonalds just two years ago..... Sadly he didnt defend his crown when Lucy the one eyed, bearded dragon lady left her job as the pixie dust spreader at the tilt-a-whirl and took over as assistant fry cook..... He vows to regain his crown this year as no one says small, medium or large as good as he does
With that said hes about to say how bad SWO beat Shelby in 2004, he has a boat, and a hot white wife (his words not mine) and he will threaten to come to Shelbyville and whip me and any other old fart.....
Chill out young buck or grasshopper 
