30ish at the time. Guy at work makes the best beef jerky Ive ever eaten. He gives me a 8oz bag that I QUICKLY polish off (this will come in to play later). I get home from work and notice that my back hurts a bit. Like a pulled muscle kind of hurt. Over the course of an hour or so it becomes unbearable. The right side of my back feel like there is a knife in it and my balls feel like someone is kicking them repeatedly. This is where the jerky comes into play.... The not so pleasant sensation I feel in my crotch has made me nauseous at this point. You know whats coming next... Ill say this. Vomiting jerky is one of the most unpleasant things Ive ever gone through (aside from the kidney stone). I almost choke to death 2 or 3 times before I get it all up. I call my (then) girlfriend and basically tell her voicemail that im dying and its been nice knowing her.I call my grand parents to come get me and drive my dying *** to the ER. My 17ing grand dad hit EVERY.MOTHER17ING.POTHOLE between Collinsville and Meridian. They check me in and the Doc says, "I dont need to run any tests... this man has a kidney stone". The nurse then gives me some comforting words like "ive had a baby, ive had a kidney stone... id rather have a baby". At this point they are literally moments from pumping morphine into my veins and all the sudden............................................ nothing.... The pain totally stops. They get me up, make me pee through a strainer and do a scan. Never saw the stone but did have blood in my urine. I walked out of there after the 6 hour ordealwhistling like nothing had ever happened.
The next day, I woke up to find that the jerky had another adverse consequence. Apparently, I blew out all the blood vessels in my eyes whilst vomiting. Everything that was normally white in my eyes was nowBLOOD RED! It lasted for about a month and a half. I was scaring kids and ****...
As far as your friend goes.... As long as there is no major blockage between his kidney and bladder, hell see if he can stand the pain. They say drink beer to flush it out quicker... Maybe yall can come up with some sort of drinking game.
For those wondering what blood red eyes look like.
check this **** out. I wore sunglasses for almost 2 months.
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