Satanists recently performed a ceremony in Meridian to make Fred Phelps's...

[Maroon Eagle]

...deceased mother gay.

To make this thread MSU-related, what sort of ceremony do you think is needed to counteract our Indian Burial Mound™?

 

[JungRebel]

I had a friend once,
He took some acid,
Now he thinks he's a fire engine.
And it was ok,
Until he started pissing on lighters.

Satan!
Saaaaaatan!

 

[aTotal360]

Listened to the entire Opiate album this morning.

 

[KurtRambis4]

This song is about

Arabian folktales and their influence on idiots...

 

[RingN2012]

Kinda smells kinda cool, kinda funny anyway...

 

[Hump4Hoops]

Give all of our money to Xenu

 

[The Peeper]

Geez I hate the dead period from end of baseball till 1st game week............

 

[Dawgpile]

Had a roommate who brought back 3 grocery bags of mushrooms from South Farm. We boiled up several 2-liter bottles worth of juice, and threw the best house party EVAR!

 

[RebFan.sixpack]

This. Is. Awesome...please tell me you didn't miss the sarcasterisks