This is spot freakin on!<div>
</div><div>http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/2011/12/13/2633050/the-sec-as-muppets</div><div>
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</div><div>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Mississippi State is Fozzie Bear. The loveable losers of the SEC, State hasn't won an SEC title since 1941. But God love 'em, even with jokes that were stale 50 years ago, Fozzie trudges out there each night to get killed by the audience, and always with enthusiasm. That's the key here, it's the undying optimism that Fozzie possesses, in the face of all reason not to. Mississippi State fans can relate. Next year is your year, guys. Really. I'm not just saying that."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Ole Miss is Statler and Waldorf. The cranky old men only have one purpose: to make Fozzie's life hell. Ole Miss doesn't have much anymore, but they still have the Egg Bowl (even though they've been losing it recently). This distracts us from the fact Statler and Waldorf are doomed to watch this crappy show they hate for eternity, apparently. Why do they always come here? But at least they are funny, and God knows, I laugh my *** off at Ole Miss football."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">"Texas A&M is the Swedish Chef. There is literally no person on the planet who understands them, outside of their own cult. They come from a distant land that we have spent no time trying to learn, so instead, we will just ruthlessly mock them. Sounds like a plan."</span></div>
</div><div>http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/2011/12/13/2633050/the-sec-as-muppets</div><div>
</div><div>They're all good. I like...</div><div>
</div><div>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Mississippi State is Fozzie Bear. The loveable losers of the SEC, State hasn't won an SEC title since 1941. But God love 'em, even with jokes that were stale 50 years ago, Fozzie trudges out there each night to get killed by the audience, and always with enthusiasm. That's the key here, it's the undying optimism that Fozzie possesses, in the face of all reason not to. Mississippi State fans can relate. Next year is your year, guys. Really. I'm not just saying that."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Ole Miss is Statler and Waldorf. The cranky old men only have one purpose: to make Fozzie's life hell. Ole Miss doesn't have much anymore, but they still have the Egg Bowl (even though they've been losing it recently). This distracts us from the fact Statler and Waldorf are doomed to watch this crappy show they hate for eternity, apparently. Why do they always come here? But at least they are funny, and God knows, I laugh my *** off at Ole Miss football."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">"Texas A&M is the Swedish Chef. There is literally no person on the planet who understands them, outside of their own cult. They come from a distant land that we have spent no time trying to learn, so instead, we will just ruthlessly mock them. Sounds like a plan."</span></div>