SEC Championship scenario

Tailgaterebel

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Let's say TSUN needs us to beat Bama to go to Atlanta. Would you rather lose to Bama and keep them out of Atlanta or beat Bama?
 

LiterallyPolice

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Let's say TSUN needs us to beat Bama to go to Atlanta. Would you rather lose to Bama and keep them out of Atlanta or beat Bama?

I'm going to make a couple of assumptions based on your description, both of which I believe are reasonable extensions to this situation:

1.) This situation is unfolding in a post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare.
2.) All laws of physics have been suspended.

This being the case, I would
- Hop in my 5-dimensional space/time hyper-crane
- Remove Oxford, Tuscaloosa, and all zombies from our current realm of existence, and
- Drop them in a parallel universe in which nothing and everything occurs simultaneously.

Does that answer your question?
 

Optimus Prime 4

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I'm curious as to how you'll know in September that the Bama game determines us winning the West. Is our team full of mini-Ditkas? Who is driving the bus?

But my golden ship with it's infinite improbability drive is a much smoother ride than your 5 dimensional hyper-crane.
 

AFDawg

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C'mon, seriously? Beat Bama.

I can't believe people who would want us to lose in that scenario or any simply to prevent an OM achievement--as if our worth as a team is determined by Ole Miss losing rather than us winning.

I enjoy the schadenfreude when they lose. But to want us to lose so they don't benefit takes a serious inferiority complex.
 

LiterallyPolice

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I'm curious as to how you'll know in September that the Bama game determines us winning the West.

You obviously have no idea how a 5 dimensional hyper-crane works.

But my golden ship with it's infinite improbability drive is a much smoother ride than your 5 dimensional hyper-crane.

Typical Ole Miss fan, with your boat shoes and golden ships with infinite improbability drives. It really is all about perception with you people ***.

(Edited to add the first part)
 
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