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esplanade91

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I can handle it from just about anyone, but I attended the SEC Network launch party in New York tonight and it made me want to attend aTm's first watch party and blow it up with water balloons filled with paint thinner.

Greg McElroy mentioned to the Q&A crowd more than a couple times that he loved MSU and Dak.

Despite that the aTm crowd afterwards made it a point to singe me out at the bar and tell me how much MSU sucks. Their social chair went as far to tell me that MSU never has and never will beat them.

My point in all of this is to tell you, love fellow educated SEC members other than aTm. The Aubun and Alabama crowds were the nicest bunch I've ever encountered. The Ole Miss bunch were more interested in where I was from than the fact that I graduated from MSU.

17 Texas A&M though. Complete a-holes.
 

ArcherSPS

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they're weird as 17 too..buuut some folks on this board think they're just like us. News Flash. They're a cult with class rings.
 

DawgatAuburn

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They still had that party tonight? Sort of surprised it still went on as planned, what with the sharknado raining down and all.
 

rabiddawg

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Cultish homoerotic fauxparamilitarism entrenched in an unrealistic self-importance and still the little brother of UT. A&M is a odd lot.
 

esplanade91

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they're weird as 17 too..buuut some folks on this board think they're just like us. News Flash. They're a cult with class rings.

Weird as FFFFFFFFF. The Arkansas grad in his 50's sponsoring the event admitted to me he obviously didn't know what it was like being part of $$$ in sports, but 17ing like clockwork a bunch of fat ugly women who claimed aTm approached me and said "How's it feel to be the worst SEC team?"

Even if that's true, what an assholic thing to say. Second, when I mentioned they had the worst defense statistically in SEC history last year and were now without Johnny they just wanted to talk about how "we've never beat them" which turned into "HE'S OVER HERE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY HAVENT BEATEN US SINCE 2000!!!!"

Within hours Texas A&M has become my most hated rival. Luckily their bar is within minutes of ours and I can go be the most blatant ******* in the history of sports to them when they lose to us and everyone else.
 
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esplanade91

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I'm telling you, that snow bowl loss cut them deep, real deep.
Well I don't know about that. It seemed to be a ton of butch 20-something women. I'm willing to bet they wouldn't even know who the wrecking crew is. Or why the name 'Jackie Sherrill' is relevant.

I can't stress enough how much they went out of their way to downgrade MSU in front of everyone. Again, they thought me mentioning the Indy Bowl was a reach, as if we've played them yearly since and lost every year.

I've encountered tons of fans from numerous franchises... Pro and college... This is the most retarded I've ever encountered. The Falcons' crowd got close in 2010 but they got quiet quick. And stayed that way.
 
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esplanade91

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As much as Texas A&M can suck my balls, not a single rep from Missouri or Vanderbilt showed up.
 

DAWG61

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I have only run into a handful of aTm fans since they've joined the conference so my hate hasn't had enough exposure to properly grow. I am enjoying that right now as I know that down the line I will hate Aggies just as much as the other 5 in the West. Till then I will enjoy my lack of exposure to the gay cheerleaders.
 

rabiddawg

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I get the impression they think the SECN came about because they joined the conference. They have tons of money unfortunatly. One of the highest endowments in the nation for a public university. They could easily dominate the conference if they didn't have complete morons running things there. Things no Aggie will ever accept: vaginas, female cheerleaders, disassociation with their corp of cadets, sidewalk fans, Texas statehood, etc...
 
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I have a brother that worked in the oil business years ago. When he came back to Mississippi his position was that a nuke should be dropped on Texas and Oklahoma.
 

engie

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Sounds like they are picking up a bunch of bandwagoners after Manziel, which makes sense really.
 

esplanade91

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Sounds like they are picking up a bunch of bandwagoners after Manziel, which makes sense really.
It was a bunch of bandwagoners who held degrees from there but never went there at the same time they were even half decent. It would be like one of you guys who graduated in 04 or 05 going to an ESPN sponsored social and being the most obnoxious person there about how awesome MSU football is.
 

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We've told you.... around here they're still way too friendly, they think all

SEC teams should love each other, they don't know that we all pretty much hate each other but they're so gung-ho on SEC and being anti-UT, OU, etc. they don't care.

And yes, they're weird as ****.
 

vhdawg

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That is the total opposite experience we had in College Station last year, where everybody was really nice and welcoming to us.
 

Faustdog

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A&M is basically a cult. I used to like them before meeting a bunch of them at the Snow Bowl. The are just a really weird bunch.

I think that South Carolina fits the SEC pretty well culturally. I think Mizzou is actually a better fit than A&M too. I don't think the aggies could really fit in in any conference.
 

OzarkaNSW

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bro you seem to have some pain behind those eyes...

you been feeding the geese lately? You seem tense! relax. have a couple beers. Punish an aTm female, with your genitals
 

esplanade91

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you been feeding the geese lately? You seem tense! relax. have a couple beers. Punish an aTm female, with your genitals

I honestly don't care, I just wanted to share the experience. It was bizarre how dickish they were.

If I wanted to be a fan of a university people consistently respected, I wouldn't be a MSU fan. Still, it was a 17ing social.
 

DAWG61

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It was a bunch of bandwagoners who held degrees from there but never went there at the same time they were even half decent. It would be like one of you guys who graduated in 04 or 05 going to an ESPN sponsored social and being the most obnoxious person there about how awesome MSU football is.

No other MSU fan should be able to talk about MSU. Only you esplanade. You are everything MSU. You are Mr. MSU. We are all so grateful that you choose our University to attend. Thank you.
 

DAWG61

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You should of picked any of the other 3 schools you were considering before the 3-2 game. Maybe one in New York. You fit in better up there bro.
 

esplanade91

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That's right esplanade. You do suck.
Right back at you, man.

I was really looking forward to seeing you argue both sides on Ray's new recruit and the new roster #'s but I guess I'll just go find a hole and live in it.
 

DAWG61

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Right back at you, man.

I was really looking forward to seeing you argue both sides on Ray's new recruit and the new roster #'s but I guess I'll just go find a hole and live in it.

You can't talk about MSU basketball esplanade. You weren't at MSU during 2004-2005.
 

esplanade91

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Other way around. You put down an entire class of MSU graduates without even realizing it.

How did I do that?

1) I don't think anyone from '04 or '05 will sit here and try to tell you they didn't witness horrific football. The ones I know personally joke about it all the time when the topic of student tickets and whatnot are brought up.

2) It was a hypothetical situation. There AREN'T any drunk '04 or '05 grads tapping strangers on the shoulder to tell them how awesome MSU is going to be this year at ESPN's launch party, and there never will be. But the horde of obnoxious aTm fans last night were those people, and if you can't find the humor in that... Well I'm sorry.
 
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