(scene: Birmingham hotel conference room)
UA (in a whining, almost crying voice): Everyone gets a bye week before playing us!
SEC: The schedules were set and approved at a previous meeting.
UA (same temperament): BUT WE DON'T LIKE IT! CHANGE IT!
SEC: Okay, we'll see about changing it for you.
The rest of the teams (surprised, incredulous reaction): Hey, wait a second! That's not fair!
SEC: Don't make me come over there and sanction each and every one of you! Bama? Are you feeling better now?
UA (sheepishly): Yeah, a wittle bit.
SEC: Good. You know we've done so much for you this season. We're not going to let you down now.
AA - fin
UA (in a whining, almost crying voice): Everyone gets a bye week before playing us!
SEC: The schedules were set and approved at a previous meeting.
UA (same temperament): BUT WE DON'T LIKE IT! CHANGE IT!
SEC: Okay, we'll see about changing it for you.
The rest of the teams (surprised, incredulous reaction): Hey, wait a second! That's not fair!
SEC: Don't make me come over there and sanction each and every one of you! Bama? Are you feeling better now?
UA (sheepishly): Yeah, a wittle bit.
SEC: Good. You know we've done so much for you this season. We're not going to let you down now.
AA - fin