Serious personal question

[Pilgrimdawg]

So tonight my loving wife of 42 years cooked a pork tenderloin for dinner. It was delicious but after dinner she confessed that she covered it in Dale’s before it went in the oven!

Should I keep her or cut her loose? And before anyone ask for pictures as I mentioned, we have been married for 42 years. Think about it.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

So tonight my loving wife of 42 years cooked a pork tenderloin for dinner. It was delicious but after dinner she confessed that she covered it in Dale’s before it went in the oven!

Should I keep her or cut her loose? And before anyone ask for pictures as I mentioned, we have been married for 42 years. Think about it.

Does she have a sister?

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Yes, but I wouldn’t wish her on my worst enemy. Seriously damaged....

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

How does she feel about Yeti Coolers?

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

How does she feel about Yeti Coolers?

She thinks they are too expensive. It’s not helping her case.

 

[Shmuley]

She may need a spanking. Followed by a hot beef injection.

 

[Dawgcap]

She may need a spanking. Followed by a hot beef injection.

Then tell her to fix you a sandwich!

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

She may need a spanking. Followed by a hot beef injection.

Great idea! Actually I think that I have decided to just give her a stern talking too and let her know that if we win the egg bowl I will keep her another year as long as there is no further use of Dales in our kitchen.

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Then tell her to fix you a sandwich!

Sammich and pie

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

So tonight my loving wife of 42 years cooked a pork tenderloin for dinner. It was delicious but after dinner she confessed that she covered it in Dale’s before it went in the oven!

Should I keep her or cut her loose? And before anyone ask for pictures as I mentioned, we have been married for 42 years. Think about it.

Mutt is dying to post in this thread.

 

[Dawgcap]

Pork tenderloin and Dales still will have better results than her carrying you to a Ryan’s buffet with maybe beef tips and Mac n cheese!

 

[Dawgcap]

The greatest story ever told

 

[kired]

What does the length of your marriage have to do with pictures of her tenderloin?

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Kick her pork loin to the curb and put that 42 years of experience when picking out an illegal Latina milf who can sling some spicy fritattas

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

I’m starting to get sorry that I started this thread! LOL Thank goodness that the little woman does not read SPS!!!!!

 

[josebrown]

Yes, but I wouldn’t wish her on my worst enemy. Seriously damaged....

pics and we can think for ourselves wether too damaged or not. Thank you sir.

 

[She Mate Me]

Were there a few slices of pineapple toothpicked to the tenderloin?

 

[msstatelp1]

Great idea! Actually I think that I have decided to just give her a stern talking too and let her know that if we win the egg bowl I will keep her another year as long as there is no further use of Dales in our kitchen.

I thought disrespecting Dale's was a bannable offense on this board...

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

drop her off in the left lane

 

[aTotal360]

I would say she has great tastes, but....

 

[RightOfCenter]

Tell her, “before you line up to enter the ingredients, check with me.”

 

[Dawgbite]

She is trying to off your ***. Dale’s is heart attack in a bottle. There is no telling how much poison you have ingested over the past few weeks. I bet if you start checking you find a sizable life insurance policy with your name on it. She probably already has a boy toy line up to move in.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it...

 

[HumpDawgy]

I prefer "Worcestershire Women" myself.

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

I think he's saying the tenderloin ain't so tender.

 

[dawgstudent]

Welcome back