My uncle was digging a hole and after a while said he thought he was almost in China. I asked him what he meant and he told me China was on the other side of the world and that if I dug far enough I could say hello to the china men. I dug and dug, boy, those china men were going to be surprised.
Moral of the story: get a dumb kid to dig your hole.
Moral of the story: get a dumb kid to dig your hole.