A letter from the NCAA investigating this.
Dear Ninja,
For the 2009-2010 basketball season, Jarvis Varnado and Phil Turner are all ruled ineligible for receiving improper benefits (1 bottle of water) at a home football game tailgate. Also, Dee Bost has been banned from all NCAA activities for lifetime for receiving 1 free meal AND a bottle of water.
Signed,
Your friends at the NCAA</p>