You already know every player's vitals and sock feet height and you can identify each with a slight sniff of jock. Why not just hand over the head phones and a spooj rag to you?
his credentials are impressive and he is tough as hell as you have pointed out. He is like a Timex, he can take a lickin and keep on tickin. But above all he does love his Bulldogs and as Schumley points out he knows all the players by sense of smell.
