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<span class="category"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" color="#ffffff" size="1" face="Arial">NEWS</font></span></p><p class="byline">» by C. Vernon Coleman II November 5, 2010, 11:39am</p>


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Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vaginal Odor, Threatened With Knife</p>

A West Virginia woman was arrested for threatening to cut two men with a knife after both refused to perform oral sex on her because of her horrible vaginal odor.</p>

According to police, Melissa Williams, 41, of Fairplain, WV was intoxicated when she stumbled into her estranged husband's motel room at the I-77 Inn and demanded oral sex before shedding her pants and undergarments. Her husband Danny Williams refused, but another man in the room, Adam Watson accepted the free meal.</p>

That was before he smelled what he described to police as a putrid odor emitting from the woman's vaginal region. He too then declined, which the men say angered the woman to the point that she grabbed a knife off a nearby table and reportedly threatened,</p>
Somebody is going to eat my pu%sy or I'm going to cut your fuc%ing throat.”</p>

The police were then called. When deputies arrived on the scene, they observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. She was later arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.</p>
 

saltybulldog

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Her husband Danny Williams refused, but another man in the room, Adam Watson <span style="text-decoration:underline">accepted the free meal.</span>

The writer of this story should be drug out into the street and shot.
 

patdog

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But not nearly as disturbing as what I thought I'd see, which was the "lick my ***** or I'll cut your f***ing throat" woman and another about equally as repulsive. If I'd seen that, my question would be is killing myself an option. After that, suddenly Aunt Bea and her friend don't look so bad after all.
 

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The police were then called. When deputies arrived on the scene, they observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. She was later arrested and charged with domestic assault and <span style="text-decoration:underline">brandishing a deadly weapon.</span></p>

Which was the deadly weapon? The knife or....