So 2 things for this thread...

FormerBully

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First, being included in the thread hall of fame is an honor.

Second, a little context for my friend, this guy is a good old boy who was best described as vanilla while growing up. He was amazed when I told him about SixPack and the excellent advice. He told me he got the guts to bring it up, and it was one of the most awkward moments of his life. He was nervous, and she decided to play a joke on him. She told him that thing was similar to her ex and kept it around to remind her of him. He panicked, but it got shorted out. It was a joke from girls' bachelorette trip, and she keeps it as a joke when people go snooping. The rest are because woman are smarter and realize the hand isn't the best. They are going strong. The moral of the story is my buddy has a winner on his hands. She is not crazy, but dated two A-holes for too long. If I get an invite to the wedding, I might bring all this up during if I have to give a speech.

"Now grandma, I do not know how things were back in your day, but your granddaughter had a golf bag of fun in her nightstand."
 

dawgstudent

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First, being included in the thread hall of fame is an honor.

Second, a little context for my friend, this guy is a good old boy who was best described as vanilla while growing up. He was amazed when I told him about SixPack and the excellent advice. He told me he got the guts to bring it up, and it was one of the most awkward moments of his life. He was nervous, and she decided to play a joke on him. She told him that thing was similar to her ex and kept it around to remind her of him. He panicked, but it got shorted out. It was a joke from girls' bachelorette trip, and she keeps it as a joke when people go snooping. The rest are because woman are smarter and realize the hand isn't the best. They are going strong. The moral of the story is my buddy has a winner on his hands. She is not crazy, but dated two A-holes for too long. If I get an invite to the wedding, I might bring all this up during if I have to give a speech.

"Now grandma, I do not know how things were back in your day, but your granddaughter had a golf bag of fun in her nightstand."
You should bring an AppleTV to the wedding and show the thread on the TV.
 

The Peeper

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You should bring an AppleTV to the wedding and show the thread on the TV.

Yeah put it on one of those programs that will slowly roll each response one at a time. Will make a classic photo, a bunch of people standing there glued to a tv like they are watching 9th inning with two outs in the world series
 

BulldogBlitz

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He was nervous, and she decided to play a joke on him. She told him that thing was similar to her ex and kept it around to remind her of him. He panicked, but it got shorted out.

Bad news,, that sort of joke has a grain of truth. She's got sentimental attachment to each of them. If any are "lifelike" tell him to run now....or prepare to model for the next one.