so anyway

[preacher_dawg]

The church is paying for us to go to Denver, Colorado to go to General Assembly (7 hours from Omaha). I guess it would be inappropiate for me to play hooky tomorrow night?

 

[Original48]

The church is paying for us to go to Denver, Colorado to go to General Assembly (7 hours from Omaha). I guess it would be inappropiate for me to play hooky tomorrow night?

We already got dead Indians against us...I don’t wanna see what God could do.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

On the eighth day He gave us booze. The ninth, baseball; hence the perfect amount of innings.

 

[00Dawg]

Hmmmm.....

Might get congregational approval if you listen to nothing but Alice Cooper the whole way there and back.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Take a couple of deacons with you.

 

[WilCoDawg]

Mission trip to minister to the destitute Razorback fans.

 

[GTAdawg]

The church is paying for us to go to Denver, Colorado to go to General Assembly (7 hours from Omaha). I guess it would be inappropiate for me to play hooky tomorrow night?

Yes, it would be inappropriate.

 

[was21]

If you're baptist, make sure you take another one with you..otherwise you might drank all the whiskey and nobody to tell on you

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

In the big inning.
Genesis 1:1

 

[CochiseCowbell]

In the big inning.
Genesis 1:1

We are now soul mates!*

My favorite joke. I use it all the time as an ice breaker. I've yet to meet someone I'm not related to who has heard it before.


Wait....Dad?!*