Secretary: Boise State Athletics, may I help you
The Swan: Good afternoon Ma'am, this is the Swan, Gene Swindle, from Scout.com. I am calling to speak with Coach Petersen.
Secretary: I am sorry, Mr. Swan
The Swan: That's Swindle
Secretary: Whatever...Coach Petersen is out recruiting at this time, could I take a message?
The Swan: Uh, no ma'am, but maybe you could answer a question for me.
Secretary: Sir, I cannot answer media questions. By the way, who were you with again?
The Swan: Scout.com, you know, Gene's Page, the ultimate sheepish news service for Mississippi State University. Surely you've heard of it?
Secretary: No sir, I cannot say that I have, anyway, Mr. Swan, what was your question?
The Swan: Well, there are rumors floating around that Coach Petersen is a Scientoligist. Is that true?
Secretary: Are you shitting me? What the hell kind of question is that? Are you some kind of freak?
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The Swan: I guess that means it's not true.