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mstateglfr

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If true, that is such an odd decision to make that it is difficult to actually accept. I mean...why do that?

Also, not sure why the OP got a frowny face for the post. The initial thread comment is spot on and I would think everyone agrees- that isnt a smart thing to do.
 

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Fill in the clueless?
The rumor mill is that the Michigan coach ordered the Plan B pill via Door Dash to his office (presumably to watch her take it). The DoorDash driver alerted Michigan administrators and the investigation started.

Something unknown happened recently. Up until yesterday, both Coach and Mistress denied everything. Mistress came in yesterday and provided receipts and proved the affair. There was a meeting between university president, athletic director and all coaches but head coach and he got the heads up he was being fired.

He then went home to his beautiful wife and mother of three beautiful children. They had a fight, he threatened to kill himself. Then he went and broke into the mistress' apartment and threatened to kill her and kill himself. The wife gave police his phone tracking information and they arrested him at a church.
 

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The rumor mill is that the Michigan coach ordered the Plan B pill via Door Dash to his office (presumably to watch her take it). The DoorDash driver alerted Michigan administrators and the investigation started.

Something unknown happened recently. Up until yesterday, both Coach and Mistress denied everything. Mistress came in yesterday and provided receipts and proved the affair. There was a meeting between university president, athletic director and all coaches but head coach and he got the heads up he was being fired.

He then went home to his beautiful wife and mother of three beautiful children. They had a fight, he threatened to kill himself. Then he went and broke into the mistress' apartment and threatened to kill her and kill himself. The wife gave police his phone tracking information and they arrested him at a church.
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The rumor mill is that the Michigan coach ordered the Plan B pill via Door Dash to his office (presumably to watch her take it). The DoorDash driver alerted Michigan administrators and the investigation started.

Something unknown happened recently. Up until yesterday, both Coach and Mistress denied everything. Mistress came in yesterday and provided receipts and proved the affair. There was a meeting between university president, athletic director and all coaches but head coach and he got the heads up he was being fired.

He then went home to his beautiful wife and mother of three beautiful children. They had a fight, he threatened to kill himself. Then he went and broke into the mistress' apartment and threatened to kill her and kill himself. The wife gave police his phone tracking information and they arrested him at a church.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ...
 

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The rumor mill is that the Michigan coach ordered the Plan B pill via Door Dash to his office (presumably to watch her take it). The DoorDash driver alerted Michigan administrators and the investigation started.

Something unknown happened recently. Up until yesterday, both Coach and Mistress denied everything. Mistress came in yesterday and provided receipts and proved the affair. There was a meeting between university president, athletic director and all coaches but head coach and he got the heads up he was being fired.

He then went home to his beautiful wife and mother of three beautiful children. They had a fight, he threatened to kill himself. Then he went and broke into the mistress' apartment and threatened to kill her and kill himself. The wife gave police his phone tracking information and they arrested him at a church.
Receipts? Multimillionaire coach is having affair with a probably college age or early 20’s staff member making probably mid-upper 5 figures at best, and he’s making her pay for the shít? That’s 17ed up.
 

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Receipts? Multimillionaire coach is having affair with a probably college age or early 20’s staff member making probably mid-upper 5 figures at best, and he’s making her pay for the shít? That’s 17ed up.
I don’t know how that works but can a man order it?
 
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RocketDawg

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If true, that is such an odd decision to make that it is difficult to actually accept. I mean...why do that?

Also, not sure why the OP got a frowny face for the post. The initial thread comment is spot on and I would think everyone agrees- that isnt a smart thing to do.
He probably had it sent to his office because the alternatives, at least as he could think of at the time since he'd screwed up royally, were to send to his house, or to send to her house. Was she married? That would probably eliminate the second option, and sending to his own house would have certainly raised questions.
 

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The rumor mill is that the Michigan coach ordered the Plan B pill via Door Dash to his office (presumably to watch her take it). The DoorDash driver alerted Michigan administrators and the investigation started.

Something unknown happened recently. Up until yesterday, both Coach and Mistress denied everything. Mistress came in yesterday and provided receipts and proved the affair. There was a meeting between university president, athletic director and all coaches but head coach and he got the heads up he was being fired.

He then went home to his beautiful wife and mother of three beautiful children. They had a fight, he threatened to kill himself. Then he went and broke into the mistress' apartment and threatened to kill her and kill himself. The wife gave police his phone tracking information and they arrested him at a church.
Goodness… at least have some dignity when you get caught. Makes you respect Petrino a little more****
 

615dawg

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He probably had it sent to his office because the alternatives, at least as he could think of at the time since he'd screwed up royally, were to send to his house, or to send to her house. Was she married? That would probably eliminate the second option, and sending to his own house would have certainly raised questions.
I assume he had it sent to his office to make sure she took it.
 

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Morning after pill to the Coaches office? Wow, not the smartest thing they could’ve done!
I don't know if the rumors are true, but the original source for the rumor on Twitter was a known fake account.

 

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I don't know if the rumors are true, but the original source for the rumor on Twitter was a known fake account.



So how does the Doordash driver know that this Morning After isn't for his wife, why would you report that to whomever he did? I would image the driver gets fired because of this because I don't imagine they are really supposed to share any info? Now, if I was a Doordash driver I would probably want to get fired though so there is that silver lining.............
 

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So how does the Doordash driver know that this Morning After isn't for his wife, why would you report that to whomever he did? I would image the driver gets fired because of this because I don't imagine they are really supposed to share any info? Now, if I was a Doordash driver I would probably want to get fired though so there is that silver lining.............
Maybe the wife is “ the DoorDash “ driver?
 
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Does he have a legitimate case to sue DoorDash? What are the rights to privacy for this?
Asking for a friend…
 

patdog

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Does he have a legitimate case to sue DoorDash? What are the rights to privacy for this?
Asking for a friend…
Pretty sure that story is fake. The girl went to the school with proof (emails, texts, etc) & they fired him. No DoorDash.
 

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Pretty sure that story is fake. The girl went to the school with proof (emails, texts, etc) & they fired him. No DoorDash.
She brought receipts as well. I wonder what those were from. Was he having her pay for things?
 
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mike tice

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Receipts? Multimillionaire coach is having affair with a probably college age or early 20’s staff member making probably mid-upper 5 figures at best, and he’s making her pay for the shít? That’s 17ed up.
Yeah imagine that