preacherette dressed like an official, carpet painted with yard lines, screaming heathen, guest dressed in shorts with one leg crossed over her knee, during the prayer, cowboy hats, Big Al. Great gods! Could it be any more redneck? Oh, wait, forgot about fight song and "hey, Jessie, come on, we gotta make pitchers!"
How many tats does the bride have? More than the groom?