So who is buying a Powerball ticket?

UK_Dallas

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This is really the best and smartest post of all. You could fund an additional $7M per year for 10 years for a total of $70M. That, added to the $3M we currently spend, would give us $10/year to buy Saban. I'd prefer to go with Urban Meyer, but Saban would work.

If it worked out, you'd be a hero in this state.
From what Alabama fans say you'd have to go to 20+ per to get him.
 

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From an interview with a former playmate:


NewThat brings me back to my earlier question. Why?

Well, most people don't want to admit that they had sex with a 78 year-old. The night I was there 10 of the 12 girls had sex with him.

By sex you mean intercourse?

Yeah.

How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!

After the two minutes are up what happens?

The main girlfriend wipes off his penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now.

So she was just a teenager when they met.

Yeah.

Don't you think that's crazy?

Yeah, but nobody really knows. I don't think even the main guests know all this.

So let's talk more about Hef's sex party.

When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her.

Does Hef use a condom when he had sex with these women?

No. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care.

Don't the girls he's having sex with care?

They care, but they're also getting $2000 a week.

They sound more like prostitutes than girlfriends.

Yeah, they do.

But you're in the room as well. What are you doing?

I'm just thinking to myself, "Oh my God!" But I wanted to be a Playmate and this is the way to do it.

If you didn't have sex with Hef, what were you doing specifically?

Each girl pairs up with another girl and they pretend to have girl on girl sex while Hef is having his turn with the other girl. It's not real lesbian sex. We're just pretending. Nobody else really likes each other. There's also gay porn on in the background.


http://club.myce.com/f1/ex-playmate-reveals-playboy-mansion-secrets-104920/
 

ukalumni00

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Yeah, if I won I would definitely pour some money into UK athletics as well as donate some to UK. My worry would be all of the criminals coming after you for money (ransoms, bad business schemes, etc) So many bad people would come out of nowhere wanting a piece. Then I would have to deal with family and friends I have not spoken to for years who would come out of the woodwork, list goes on. Probably would start investing in franchise chains (safer stable investment), car dealerships, etc. Someone like Jamal Mashburn would be an ideal person to talk to who has done well in that area plus I think with a billion dollars I could get his attention. Would be very careful about real estate since I know nothing about it. Would have to try and find the best legal, accounting, and investment firms I can find to keep me straight. The amount of pressure that would start weighing on anyone's shoulders to get that kind of money out of nowhere would be a major burden to bear without the right folks helping you manage it all.
 

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Would have to try and find the best legal, accounting, and investment firms I can find to keep me straight. The amount of pressure that would start weighing on anyone's shoulders to get that kind of money out of nowhere would be a major burden to bear without the right folks helping you manage it all.

Yes sir, would be my first move as well. Call my good friend who is a partner at a large accounting firm and tell him that he and about ten of his partners are going to be my bitches from now on, or at least until they figure out how I can keep most of the money. Then they can go back to counting their beans while I go arrange to have the Stones play at my next birthday party.
 

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Family and friends coming to visit if you win Powerball.
 

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now at 1.5 Billion...this is beyond ridiculous. I would actually be scared to win this much money, might be dead within 6 months if not before.

The idea of someone going from say making 75k a year with a small house, car, couple kids, to over 500 million in the blink of an eye is just hard to imagine.

I like the idea of quitting your job and going on a year long vacation to figure out what you really wanna do. Except maybe you decide you just want to stay on vacation.

Definitely buying an island, definitely filling it with every toy known to man, definitely not returning any relatives phone calls, and definitely giving UK enough money to build that on-campus arena ;)
 
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This is really the best and smartest post of all. You could fund an additional $7M per year for 10 years for a total of $70M. That, added to the $3M we currently spend, would give us $10/year to buy Saban. I'd prefer to go with Urban Meyer, but Saban would work.

If it worked out, you'd be a hero in this state.
I'd spend about half that and just have Commonwealth stadium uprooted and driven off a cliff. That would be way more entertaining, involve less heartbreak and avoid ruining a legend's career.
 
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I'd spend about half that and just have Commonwealth stadium uprooted and driven off a cliff. That would be way more entertaining, involve less heartbreak and avoid ruining a legend's career.

I think you are underestimating the cost of moving the stadium to the nearest cliff that could hold it.
 

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Already having an announcement seems odd. How quick can you go through 15,000 tickets?

There are three winners.
 
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BankerCat12

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I highly doubt any of the winners were hipsters. They were all waiting on someone to win so the jackpot was smaller.
 

TortElvisII

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Nobody announces they have won lottery in middle of the night before going to lottery commission, That would be really stupid. I thought that (tweet) was fishy.

Guy is named Schlomo. Bet he wants a cut.
 
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TortElvisII

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Cali winner was a 62 year old nurse at a nursing home:

http://nypost.com/2016/01/14/best-boss-ever-bought-nurse-winning-powerball-ticket/
Pretty good little story. The owner gave all workers at that facility a ticket and hers happened to win. Sounds like he is loaded so don't feel bad for him.

There was also a winner in Tennessee and Florida.

Her son pranked her. I would kill him.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ca...werball-but-was-a-prank/ar-BBodj1I?li=BBnbcA1

Stupid kid. Really stupid.
 

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As someone else on Twitter mentioned....why would you travel to NYC, be seen on the Today Show, with the damn ticket in your possession, without security????

Some states won't allow you to be fully anonymous. Kentucky for example, you can request to remain anonymous, but the open record policy would allow anyone to request who won and see your name.