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[Jeffreauxdawg]

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[TBone.sixpack]

Nothing here....

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

All these geniuses on this board make over $200K, so they ain't gettin a check

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

All these geniuses on this board make over $200K, so ain't gettin a check

You have my permission to spend my money how you see fit. I will get it back soon enough.*

 

[Not Really a Doc]

Make too much to get one.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Only way i am getting anything is because I contribute a ton to 401k and HSA. Otherwise I wouldn’t be getting much at all.

 

[PapaDawg]

No check for me!

 

[EagleDawg97]

Y’all feel free to spend my money on booze and lottery tickets, cause I don’t get a check.

 

[PearlRiverCoDawg]

Tomorrow will be the day! That's what I keep telling myself. Time to load up on good whiskey that I definitely don't need once I get it.

 

[campshelbydog842003]

Y’all feel free to spend my money on booze and lottery tickets, cause I don’t get a check.

Not our fault you won't pay child support **

 

[PineGroveBully]

Yes, mine was deposited at 4:12pm

 

[bulldoghair]

No check. Also, I’m a self employed “non-essential” that has been shut down. I can’t even sign up for unemployment yet. The system isn’t even set up me.

 

[DAWGS1.sixpack]

If you are going to get one, supposedly will be deposited into your account tomorrow- Wednesday.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

No check. Also, I’m a self employed “non-essential” that has been shut down. I can’t even sign up for unemployment yet. The system isn’t even set up me.

Lady down the street is cutting hair out of her house and only taking cash... Her husband told me she will never work out of a shop again. Her clients are all in favor of her coming to them when it's all done.

 

[Go Budaw]

Make too much to get one.

Username does not check out.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Lady down the street is cutting hair out of her house and only taking cash... Her husband told me she will never work out of a shop again. Her clients are all in favor of her coming to them when it's all done.

We have a friend back in Austin that's a hair dresser in a similar position. The shop closed and every last regular hunted her down.

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

Lady down the street is cutting hair out of her house and only taking cash... Her husband told me she will never work out of a shop again. Her clients are all in favor of her coming to them when it's all done.

I’m starting to get a little shaggy and my cutter is southern baptist and would not dare work around. May have to get the soup bowl out

 

[RivaDawg]

No check. Also, I’m a self employed “non-essential” that has been shut down. I can’t even sign up for unemployment yet. The system isn’t even set up me.

Call your bank about a PPP loan. You qualify for up to1/6 of amount reported as net income on your Schedule C (actually computed as 2 times your Net Income on Schedule C divided by 12) and could be forgiven in the end (not have to be paid back).

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Haven’t seen mine yet.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I prepaid my hairdresser

for five cuts. Like ya'll suggested.

But, she has been cutting my hair for 15 years.

 

[GTAdawg]

They’re too busy bitching about daycare and private school tuition.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Mine arrived via Direct Deposit today.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Username does not check out.

He’s selling pharmaceuticals without all the red tape.

 

[Pars]

Got my welfare check today. Helllllooooo lottery tickets

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Hide the money y’all!

 

[PearlRiverCoDawg]

I just got mine.

 

[Oak23]

Affirmative ghostrider

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Me too.

 

[GTAdawg]

Cha-ching*

 

[$altyDawg]

Got mine this morning!

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[tribaldawg]

Got mine this morning. The IRS opened their "get my payment" link today to check your status if you haven't received your check. I may be wrong but I think you need your AGI and refund amount (or owed) from your last tax return (2018 or 2019). It will allow you to add your bank info if you used the mail option versus direct deposit on your tax return.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

If you use this link and get your refund earlier I only ask that you send me $500 from one of your children.

 

[BogeyGolfer.sixpack]

Got it this morning....

 

[Sienfield]

Here's the deal with me. Based on my 2018 return I would get the check. My 2019 return had a gain on sale of a rental house that puts me over the limit. I filed the 2019 return in February so they will go by the 2019 return and i will not get the check. If I had waited on filing the 2109 return I would have gotten it. If it wasn't for bad luck....you know the rest of the song.

 

[GloryDawg]

Lady down the street is cutting hair out of her house and only taking cash... Her husband told me she will never work out of a shop again. Her clients are all in favor of her coming to them when it's all done.

My wife has been a license hairdresser for 23 years. She became a stay home mom about 16 years ago. She will help out older women and me but she will not cut hair for anyone else except maybe her 85 year old dad.

 

[tribaldawg]

Here's the deal with me. Based on my 2018 return I would get the check. My 2019 return had a gain on sale of a rental house that puts me over the limit. I filed the 2019 return in February so they will go by the 2019 return and i will not get the check. If I had waited on filing the 2109 return I would have gotten it. If it wasn't for bad luck....you know the rest of the song.

Yeah that really sucks!

 

[Bulldogbilly]

Got mine today. Thank you President Trump!

 

[maroonmadman]

No check yet.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

9:29am Wednesday morning... Nothing.

 

[kired]

Got ours today - time to book that summer vacation!

 

[Hellsyeah]

Ours hit this morning. About to load up the fam and head to Walmart