Hey, just because dickhead and Townes share everything in common, including leftwing ideology, use the same exact sentence structure style, post similar ********, and pretend to be Texas fans doesn't necessarily mean they're one and the same.
But, they are. WVUFF even knows it, and he's low IQ poster. There's a reason he attempts to attach himself to both of them, as well as a few of the other 34 alters whenever they frequent the forum.
I blame it on low self-esteem. That, or he was dropped on his dickhead as a child. Could be a number of reasons why someone performs a charade like this for years.
Then there's the 3 AM conversations between alters that occur on most mornings. Likely a meth issue at play.