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Sounds like a pretty nice person too.

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FreeDawg

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Cant remember if it was here or 247. She is definitely on the roids, and she talks about being natural and religious which really pisses me off because anyone with any body building knowledge at all will tell you she's juicing
 

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She certainly sounds nice enough, but I can't for the life of me understand why a pretty girl like her wants to have the muscles of a man. It really doesn't look very good, or appealing. That's strictly my opinion, of course ... some guys might like it.
 

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Perhaps she "protests too much" about her desire to stay away from steroids and the like?

I don't know that use of steroids is particularly anti-religious, and maybe she doesn't use them ... but I've never seen a girl with that much testosterone ....
 

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is that their clitoris will enlarge from steroid use- thus making them extremely orgasmic

I was engaged to a former health club owner and personal trainer back in 2006- and it explains alot
 

FreeDawg

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Coach34 said:
is that their clitorus will enlarge from steroid use- thus making them extremely orgasmic

I was engaged to a former health club owner and personal trainer back in 2006- and it explains alot
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that they become a multi-orgasmic nymphomaniac that drains you of every CC of fluid that you have in your body- and you actually start to question if you can have too much sex. You realize that no you really cant, but you have to get used to little sleep and being tired all the time.
 

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By all means, keep telling everyone about the transgender nyphomaniac bodybuilder with a huge ****/mini dick you asked to marry you at one point.

I'm speechless yet not suprised. You're the man!!!
 

Coach34

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Of all the dick he can suck really needs to be quiet and stay out of a big boy thread
 

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bonedaddy401 said:
By all means, keep telling everyone about the transgender nyphomaniac bodybuilder with a huge ****/mini dick you asked to marry you at one point.

I'm speechless yet not suprised. You're the man!!!
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Coach34

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You have had the same male roommate the last 5 years "to make ends meet" doesn't mean he doesn't know that's code for your gay
 

bonedaddy401

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feel free to continue telling everyone how you were always tiredand sleep deprived because your shemale fiance was "draining you of every cc of fluid inyour body". </p>
 

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and his complete lack of self-awareness prevents him from seeing the downside of admitting to engaging a 'roid-fueled bodybuilder chick with a mini-penis.

Hilarious.

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wbc40 said:
and his complete lack of self-awareness prevents him from seeing the downside of admitting to engaging a 'roid-fueled bodybuilder chick with a mini-penis.

Hilarious.

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bonedaddy401 said:
feel free to continue telling everyone how you were always tiredand sleep deprived because your shemale fiance was "draining you of every cc of fluid inyour body". </p>


you just keeping doing what you do "Bonedaddy"
 

bonedaddy401

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But I guess today is that day.

Edit note: Autocorrect wasn't even ready for Coach34's crazy tranny stories and changed Shemale to surname.
 

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Hard to believe you could ever find time for anything other than posting 1000 times a day on here. Coach34 said:
that they become a multi-orgasmic nymphomaniac that drains you of every CC of fluid that you have in your body- and you actually start to question if you can have too much sex. You realize that no you really cant, but you have to get used to little sleep and being tired all the time.
 

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Coach:"Is that a penis?"

"Woman": "No it's a uhm swollen clitoris."

Coach: "That's cool lets get sta...whoa, is that a scrotum?"

"Woman": "No I er uhm have large labia."

Coach: "Oh...Ok, no problem."

"Woman": "Just so you know, I only do anal."

Coach: "Score!"
 
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