Sorry thread

[TurnipDaBeet]

My thread game has been lacking (recently)

Not taking responsibility though

This weather is making me pretzels

 

[bluthruandthru]

 

[jameslee32]

DHS detention camps built on railways to transport imprisoned citizens. Sorry.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

DHS detention camps built on railways to transport imprisoned citizens. Sorry.

Easy peasy

The Paddock is hard

 

[vhcat70]

To Dims that I didn't watch their charade tonight, sorry.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

RIP Bill Walton

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

To Dims that I didn't watch their charade tonight, sorry.

Dims are easy

This thread is hard

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[DSmith21]

 

[Glenn's Take]

I'm sorry for cutting that dude up last week and throwing him in the river but he shouldn't have cut me off.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I'm sorry for cutting that dude up last week and throwing him in the river but he shouldn't have cut me off.

I thought you only slaughtered women.

 

[Glenn's Take]

I thought you only slaughtered women.

Affirmative action.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Tripped an old lady walking across the street
Stole some girl scout cookies
Wiped my *** with a white puppy this am
After that game last night
I’m absolutely NOT sorry

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I'm sorry for cutting that dude up last week and throwing him in the river but he shouldn't have cut me off.

Cutting mofos is easy

Hauling bodies down to the river w/o a van is hard

 

[JamesIII]

You have 12 threads in 2 pages...maybe less is more.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

You have 12 threads in 2 pages...maybe less is more.

Sorry

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cuz I'm missing more than just your body.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I am sorry that you are sorry

Sorry

I'm sorry that you're sorry.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cuz I'm missing more than just your body.

I shoulda known better than to cheat a friend
& waste a chance that ive been given
So im never gonna dance again
The way i never said sorry
2 U

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I am sorry that you are sorry

I'm sorry that you're sorry.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Hello

 

[BBUK_anon]

I am sorry that you are sorry

I'm sorry that you're sorry.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Am I sorry that I'm not sorry?

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Am I sorry that I'm not sorry?

Long sorry short

No

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

All my turnip life
Ive been looking for a thread
That would wanna be my wife
That is my intention babe

If we cannot make sorry’z
Maybe we can do sous vide
Making threads
Chicken seed
Turnip sucks
Without cheese

 

[AustinTXCat]

Am I sorry that I'm not sorry?

I'm sorry that you're not sorry that I'm sorry that he's sorry.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

No seriously... All apologies

 

[BBUK_anon]

No seriously... All apologies

That's sorry...

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

That's sorry...

Seriously

 

[BBUK_anon]

Cerealy

Fify

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Fify

Dats right uh huh we bad uh huh dats right we aint apologizing

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Woh hey woh hey
Woh hey woh woh woh
U know its woh hey woh hey
Woh hey woh wohhhh

 

[moe_schmoe_rivals]

 

[warrior-cat]

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I insulted a kid that stuttered saying hello but i didnt know he actually had a stutter

Sorry?

 

[TortElvisII]

@BBUK
@TurnipDaBeet

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Awfence-iv

 

[akers65]

This has been a real sorry thread

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

This has been a real sorry thread

Very pretzel

 

[AustinTXCat]

This has been a real sorry thread

I'm sorry that you think this has been a real sorry thread.

 

[akers65]

I'm sorry that you think this has been a real sorry thread.

Sorry I called it sorry