Spider Bites

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

i woke up the other day with two small red holes right next to each other on my thumb. I assume I was bitten by a spider when I was moving some boxes out of my garage, but didn't feel it happening probably because I just got back from a relatively long run.

The holes have turned brown now, but there is no swelling or anything like that. Only comparable pics on the web say it's a black widow. I have a hard time believing that, but you can definitely tell its from a large spider given how far the fang marks are apart.

Anybody been bit by a spider? Any idea what it could be?

 

[herodotus6]

Sounds like you've been bitten by the deadly Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka. They are very scary. And dangerous.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

hand herpes. you nasty ****.

 

[thabigbluenation]

or MRSA. could be aids though.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

hand herpes. you nasty ****.

Ruled out hand herpes due to the lack of swelling or puss.

 

[herodotus6]

Ruled out hand herpes due to the lack of swelling or puss.

Lack of puss is the #1 cause of hand herpes.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'm pretty fond of gator bites. Taste like chicken, tbh.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Lack of puss is the #1 cause of hand herpes.

[laughing]

 

[1977 Cat]

i woke up the other day with two small red holes right next to each other on my thumb. I assume I was bitten by a spider when I was moving some boxes out of my garage, but didn't feel it happening probably because I just got back from a relatively long run.

The holes have turned brown now, but there is no swelling or anything like that. Only comparable pics on the web say it's a black widow. I have a hard time believing that, but you can definitely tell its from a large spider given how far the fang marks are apart.

Anybody been bit by a spider? Any idea what it could be?

Brown Recluse. Not sure if I spelled it right. They are pretty common. Got bit by one a couple years ago. The tissue tends to die around the bite but you will be fine.

 

[MrLair]

Grow up OP. Come back when you get bit by a shark, rattlesnake, or a dirty *****.

 

[herodotus6]

Grow up OP. Come back when you get bit by a shark, rattlesnake, or a dirty *****.

I'm emailing a mod about this.

 

[_died]

I'll be stopping by later on today, OP.

 

[dgtatu01]

Lack of puss is the #1 cause of hand herpes.

Nominee for 2016 post of the year!!

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

@_died when you takin OP?

 

[DSmith21]

If you were bitten by a black widow, your hand would look like this by now.

 

[WettCat]

Instead of a spider, could it have been one of these little centipedes?

 

[Captain Forehead]

Let's just say your sex life is ruined.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Did you ask your boyfriend op? Maybe he bit you playfully trying to wake you up for a night cap.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I'll be stopping by later on today, OP.

This flipping car cut me off badly on the expressway this morning - almost causing me to go into the center lane barrier. I instantly thought you had come to get me. I'm now huddled safely in my office - and I may stay there until tomorrow.

As for the spider bite - apparently some black widows bite people without injecting any venom. Brown recluse bites usually have a ring around them.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Did you ask your boyfriend op? Maybe he bit you playfully trying to wake you up for a night cap.

My wife didn't see anybody, plus my 4 yo daughter snuck into our bed at some point during the night, so I'm going to assume no dude tried to wake me up for a "night cap".

 

[jwheat]

Any time now

 

[Xception]

This flipping car cut me off badly on the expressway this morning - almost causing me to go into the center lane barrier. I instantly thought you had come to get me. I'm now huddled safely in my office - and I may stay there until tomorrow.

As for the spider bite - apparently some black widows bite people without injecting any venom. Brown recluse bites usually have a ring around them.

Stay off Winchester Rd , tractors be crazy .

 

[DSmith21]

Grass spiders and wolf spiders are very common in Kentucky. They are big and if they bit you it can become irritated. However, they are not dangerous. That is probably what you have.

Grass spider

 

[mashburned]

Those things move fast, too. Very creepy.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Grass spiders and wolf spiders are very common in Kentucky. They are big and if they bit you it can become irritated. However, they are not dangerous. That is probably what you have.

WTF is wrong with you? Common friggin sense says you don't post pics like that.

 

[DSmith21]

WTF is wrong with you? Common friggin sense says you don't post pics like that.

 

[herodotus6]

 

[_died]

This flipping car cut me off badly on the expressway this morning - almost causing me to go into the center lane barrier. I instantly thought you had come to get me. I'm now huddled safely in my office - and I may stay there until tomorrow.

Best bet is to stay inside and delete your account, just to be safe.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Lack of puss is the #1 cause of hand herpes.

[laughing][roll][roll][roll][laughing]

 

[herodotus6]

Haven't heard from OP in a while. Guessing @_died got him. If you had hand herpes in the closet, you just won clue!

 

[-BBH-]

Post a pic OP if you're still alive. TIA

 

[-BBH-]

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Post a pic OP if you're still alive. TIA

 

[herodotus6]

Looks like two dingleberries. Sure that isn't some caked on Taco Bell after not wiping carefully?

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Wayne is an old. Look at dem wrinkles.

Still under 40... I'm in my prime!

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Looks like two dingleberries. Sure that isn't some caked on Taco Bell after not wiping carefully?

Thought of that when I first saw it. No luck.

 

[herodotus6]

Thought of that when I first saw it. No luck.

Did you do the smell test, or just try to wipe it off? Gotta get your nose down in there to be sure.

It's been on there so long now, it won't matter. Kinda like a dog turd left out in the sun. After a while it doesn't stink.

 

[herodotus6]

that hand screams 65. You've been through rough times.

Crack's a helluva drug.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

First ever documented Apple lightning cord without frayed cable end... Impressive.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Damn, Wayne. That's your hand? Fingers looks like a row of 7/11 hotdogs. GD wizard fingers.

I bet Wayne let a gay vampire midget with HIV bite him. That's my guess and I'm sticking to it.