Spinoff: the male haircut survey

JHB4UK

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1)How often do you get your hair cut?
2)How much does it cost?
3)Tip, if so how much?
4)Same shop, same person every time?
5)Male or female chopper?
 

JHB4UK

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1)Every 4 weeks
2)$13
3)$2
4)Same/same for almost 10 yrs
5)male, shop owner
 

UKserialkiller

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1. Every two weeks
2. $15
3. $5
4. Great Clips, usually different bitches cut it
5. Did have a waifish emo guy cut my hair once
 

funKYcat75

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Apr 10, 2008
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About every 5 weeks.
$13?
$2 or $3 tip
Whatever great clips has the shortest wait (online check in FTW, walk right in, sit right down)
Usually a gal, but skinny gay guy does the best job.
 
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Tannerdad

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Mar 30, 2002
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1. Every 6 weeks
2. $12
3. $5 tip
4. Same shop for 10-12 years. 4 gals....not picky.
5. Female
 

AustinTXCat

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Jan 7, 2003
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1)How often do you get your hair cut? Every 6-24 months, depending on if I'm up for promotion/raise/change of manager.

2)How much does it cost? $20

3)Tip, if so how much? $5

4)Same shop, same person every time? Yes. Hubert's.

5)Male or female chopper? Female. Wife has known her for over 35 years.
 
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Ron Mehico

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When I had my ponytail for about 6 years it was the easiest. Got a 30 dollar trim about 3/4 times a year.

Now that I'm back to my mid-length hair again I'm about:

every 6 weeks
about 25 bucks
ten dollar tip
same shop/different person everytime (I call about a day before and don't care who they schedule me with)

I spend an embarrasing amount of time on my hair. I have extremely thick hair, and I use a ton of products and what not on it. I'm definitely going to be like Calipari as an older man.
 

MegaBlue05

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1. 3 times a year (Christmas, late spring, late summer)
2. $12
3. $3
4. Great Clips close to my house
5. Usually female. Don't care who it is because I get such a basic cut.
 

Captain Forehead

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Mar 11, 2009
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1)How often do you get your hair cut?
2)How much does it cost?
3)Tip, if so how much?
4)Same shop, same person every time?
5)Male or female chopper?

1. Every couple of months.
2. Free, Wife does it for me.
3. Tip? Hell no! She gets the whole thing!
4. Yes. I don't even think of someone else while she's doing it.
5. Female. Trust me, I've seen her naked.
 

jedwar

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Dec 30, 2002
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1)How often do you get your hair cut?
2)How much does it cost?
3)Tip, if so how much?
4)Same shop, same person every time?
5)Male or female chopper?
1) once a week
2) free
3) nada
4) Edwards bathroom
5) male

Clippers.......no guard.
 

80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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- about every other month
- $15 or free
- $2 if at the barber
- nope
- don't care

I'll either let my buddy trim it in our work shop, or if I have an event coming up I'll go to the barber.
 

Supreme Lord Z

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1. Monthly
2. $15
3. $5
4. Same place
5. Same old dude - wish he would rub his balls on my hands less
 

LineSkiCat14

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Aug 5, 2015
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1)How often do you get your hair cut?
2)How much does it cost?
3)Tip, if so how much?
4)Same shop, same person every time?
5)Male or female chopper?

Used to go once a month to a family friend at a salon. It was expensive, $40+tip. But he's a huge college ball fan, so we talk basketball the whole time. Free drinks, hot chicks wash my hair and give me a mini-massage, and I have a lumpy head and weird hair, so it can't be cut by just anyone. You get what you pay for: despite 5 head injuries and the lumps/scars that come with it, they somehow makes this thing look Hollywood.

Now, to save money, I go to a local barber every other time for 15 bucks. But haircuts are every 3 weeks to keep it sharp.
 

LineSkiCat14

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I actually used to shave it myself or have a friend do it (to get the neck). In the Bronx, the lot of us would just go out on the porch and cut each other's hair, which, after thinking about it, was quite the homoerotic ghetto event.
 

UKserialkiller

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Used to go once a month to a family friend at a salon. It was expensive, $40+tip. But he's a huge college ball fan, so we talk basketball the whole time. Free drinks, hot chicks wash my hair and give me a mini-massage


He or she would give you a mini-massage? I will not get a massage from another man.
 

LineSkiCat14

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Ha, she. Salons are 90% chicks, 9% gay-dudes, and 1% straight-dudes who realized cutting hair at a salon pays 300% more than being a barber.
 

LineSkiCat14

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And.. working in a place where it's smoking hot chicks all around you? Yeah, some gay dude might pinch your *** once in a while, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

Meanwhile, in my career.. 90% dudes and a bunch of stinky Indian chicks. No thanks.
 

UKserialkiller

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And.. working in a place where it's smoking hot chicks all around you? Yeah, some gay dude might pinch your *** once in a while, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

Meanwhile, in my career.. 90% dudes and a bunch of stinky Indian chicks. No thanks.

That's not a mini-massage, that's grab-***.
 
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mashburned

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Mar 10, 2009
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I go 3-4months.
14
6
Couple different places
Couple different folks

I get a 3 with scissors up top. In 3-4 months it's a jewy curly fro that the ladies are so jealous of...

:cry: But it's starting to leave me now and I need haircuts like closer to 2-3 months and I don't wanna talk about that.

Why in the hell would dudes with non balding hair cut it every 2-3 weeks? That's a little OCD/psycho. It's hair. It grows.
 
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My hair doesn't grow crazy fast but I can't go as long as some of you. I'd rather not have unneeded neck hair.

Going to the same place in Oldham for years. In Buckner, 4 girls and I don't care which cut.

It's either 12 or 13. I give a 20 and let them keep the rest.
 
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A haircut once per month, go to Larrys Haircutters in Louisville on Dixie, been going to him since I was in elementary school. $15 tip included, haircut, beard trim, eyebrows, etc. Price used to be $10-$12 when I was younger.

A new haircut is up there with a hot shower and a surprise blowjob as some of my favorite things, you just feel great after any of those, if done correctly, lol.
 

UKserialkiller

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A haircut once per month, go to Larrys Haircutters in Louisville on Dixie, been going to him since I was in elementary school. $15 tip included, haircut, beard trim, eyebrows, etc. Price used to be $10-$12 when I was younger.

A new haircut is up there with a hot shower and a surprise blowjob as some of my favorite things, you just feel great after any of those, if done correctly, lol.