Spinoff thread: What do you do for a living?

[BretEpic]

Or pre-Retirement what did you do?

I lead a couple teams of programmers for a local tech company.

 

[LakeCtyNewt]

Eat donuts

 

[BretEpic]

Eat donuts

But do you like them?

 

[LakeCtyNewt]

But do you like them?

The maple glazed ones are my weakness. Crullers too. So yes I like them.

Hi My name is Jeff and I am a donut addict.

 

[greatgig13]

I’m in the import/export business with Vandelay Industries.

 

[crusader_of_90]

I’m a marine biologist and I’ve saved a whale with my bare hands.

 

[Bowie50]

I’m a marine biologist and I’ve saved a whale with my bare hands.

Was it a Titleist?

 

[crusader_of_90]

Was it a Titleist?

Yes and the sea was angry that day.

 

[ClownBaby]

I’m in the import/export business with Vandelay Industries.

Small world I work in latex division at Vandelay Industries.

 

[crusader_of_90]

It sure is - when I interned at Kramerica Industies, we sourced latex from Vanderlay for a double bladder oil tanker project.

Hit some roadblocks in R and D ... never really flew, well, except once. It was not pretty.

 

[greatgig13]

Small world I work in latex division at Vandelay Industries.

I tried the movie business under the name of Buck Naked but it didn’t pan out.

 

[BretEpic]

I do model my hands as well

 

[Bowie50]

It sure is - when I interned at Kramerica Industies, we sourced latex from Vanderlay for a double bladder oil tanker project.

Hit some roadblocks in R and D ... never really flew, well, except once. It was not pretty.

Kramerica Industries

Great company! Does Darren still work there? And did they ever get that chicken?

 

[Hillini74]

I run a bakery that only sells muffin tops. It’s a new business venture. My last job as the assistant to the assistant traveling secretary for the Yankees didn’t work out. There was an incident with a housekeeper.

 

[greatgig13]

Now I’m not really sure what I do except TCB. But I do carry a briefcase full of Ritz crackers.

 

[BretEpic]

Now I’m not really sure what I do except TCB. But I do carry a briefcase full of Ritz crackers.

Mine is full of shredded newspapers

 

[McCaravan]

I run a bakery that only sells muffin tops. It’s a new business venture. My last job as the assistant to the assistant traveling secretary for the Yankees didn’t work out. There was an incident with a housekeeper.

Should I not have done that? I’m going to have to plead ignorance

 

[McCaravan]

I too own a bakery. We specialize in Chocolate Babka. We also have Cinnamon Babka that many consider the lesser Babka, but I enjoy it. Try our Black and White Cookie while you wait......God we need Football season back!

 

[LakeCtyNewt]

I too own a bakery. We specialize in Chocolate Babka. We also have Cinnamon Babka that many consider the lesser Babka, but I enjoy it. Try our Black and White Cookie while you wait......God we need Football season back!

You had my attention at Chocolate Babka and then you went black and white cookies on me. Ugh dude I need addy and recipes!

 

[BIG CHIEF 53]

Now this is what the offseason is all about. Three friends, sitting around, chewing gum.

 

[crusader_of_90]

Kramerica Industries

Great company! Does Darren still work there? And did they ever get that chicken?

I do not believe they got chicken - nor did Marcellino get his cock-fighting Little Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Bowie50]

Now this is what the offseason is all about. Three friends, sitting around, chewing gum.

Well, Lloyd is a very industrious fellow. I’m sure he can accomplish anything he sets his mind to...

 

[Bowie50]

I do not believe they got chicken - nor did Marcellino get his cock-fighting Little Jerry Seinfeld.

Does little Jerry bounce checks?

 

[Gene K.]

I'm with KMAIR, a institution which is one of the biggest in the country and growing everday.

 

[crusader_of_90]

In all seriousness, I got a new title today and a 15 percent raise!

 

[Bowie50]

In all seriousness, I got a new title today and a 15 percent raise!

Congrats brother!

 

[Southland Fan 2016]

I am the bouncer of Friday nights at pole katz

 

[crusader_of_90]

Congrats brother!

Will be moving back to Palatine by the end of summer - Fremd and P-Tine better have something good for me to watch this season!

 

[Bowie50]

Will be moving back to Palatine by the end of summer - Fremd and P-Tine better have something good for me to watch this season!

Palatine has officially been warned! Anytime you want to catch a game and grab a cocktail on a Friday evening...you just let me know.

 

[anon_4vszfu35bv677]

I’d borrow your watch to tell you what time it is. (Retired)

 

[LTHSALUM76]

The company I run repossesses cars. Better keep those payments current.

 

[Simon "GHOST' Riley]

Or pre-Retirement what did you do?

I lead a couple teams of programmers for a local tech company.

I've never seen a thread derailed as fast as this one.

 

[BretEpic]

I've never seen a thread derailed as fast as this one.

I marveled at it LOL. As long as it's solid Seinfeld references, ZFG

 

[mchsalumni]

I run a small soup stand and I'm very impatient with customers who do not follow rules.

 

[Bowie50]

I run a small soup stand and I'm very impatient with customers who do not follow rules.

No you’re shmoopy!

 

[Kevin JCHS 81]

Retired...As a matter of fact I just got my gold retirement watch today in the mail from IBEW local 15. It looks real nice with IBEW logo on the face, but it's probably a pretty cheap watch. It has to be wound up manually to run, I didn't think they made wind-up watches any more.

It kinda looks like this:

Someday perhaps I'll tell you what I used to do for living besides my Lemonade Stand business.

 

[JolietWest89]

I sue people.

 

[JCHILLTOPPERS]

Or pre-Retirement what did you do?

I lead a couple teams of programmers for a local tech company.

Try to plug holes in piles...but it does not seem to work

 

[1111SouthFirst]

Kruger Industrial Smoothing, the company known for botching up the Statue of Liberty.