John Wall is, as we all know, the Second Coming. We've heard every talking dickhead on ESPN saying how great he is, maybe the best ever... So you just KNOW when he bumps into someone while the ball is in his hands -- it's obviously a foul on the other guy. And when he hammers a guy's arms and ends up with the ball in his hands, that's because of his quick hands. Michael Jordan never got called for a charge or a push-off in his career and here he is again, incarnate, on the hardwood.
He doesn't 'push off'... He 'creates space'.
He doesn't 'goal tend'... He 'closes tremendously on defense.'