State Softball has Arrived

[Ranchdawg]

We had the pitching but lacked the hitting. Great season for the girls. However, I thought back to Mike Leach and his comment about lazy football players and their fat girlfriends. Looking at our opponents, they all had fat girls that could crush a softball. Maybe we can recruit some during the off season.

 

[Maroon13]

As small as the field is, you really don't need speed

 

[Ranchdawg]

As small as the field is, you really don't need speed

That heavy set Texas girl proved what you said!

 

[patdog]

As much as I like our cute players I think you’re right. Need a few Beulah Ballbreakers on this team if we want to make the WCWS a habit.

 

[She Mate Me]

As much as I like our cute players I think you’re right. Need a few Beulah Ballbreakers on this team if we want to make the WCWS a habit.

No offense intended. Just an observation that our HC was this kinda player in her day.

 

[sigma_dawg]

To be more accurate, most of these girls aren’t lards like many baseball fans. These girls live in the gym and focus on strength and exit velocity.

Need to recruit some girls that are gym rats. We’re on the right path.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

We need power hitters to mix in with what we've got. We've got a huge class coming in this year already, but we've got to go get some power.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I realized this a long time ago when I watched Crystl Bustos in the Olympics. She was next level

 

[BulldogBlitz]

To be more accurate, most of these girls aren’t lards like many baseball fans. These girls live in the gym and focus on strength and exit velocity.

Need to recruit some girls that are gym rats. We’re on the right path.

That big girl from Texas spends way more time at taco cabana in south Austin than she does at any gym.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I realized this a long time ago when I watched Crystl Bustos in the Olympics. She was next level

Jennie Finch was better

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Jennie Finch was better

She looked better and was better overall and was good in the Olympics, but Bustos was the best in the 2008 Olympics

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

That big girl from Texas spends way more time at taco cabana in south Austin than she does at any gym.

I know THAT Taco Cabana....their breakfast burritos are mucho mucho bueno.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Need to make sure we keep the pitching coach.

 

[PrimeDog]

Don’t you have to actually score a run before you can consider them arriving? 0-2 with 2 shutouts is pretty pitiful

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I know THAT Taco Cabana....their breakfast burritos are mucho mucho bueno.

Then you really need to find a Mr. Taco. Those were always better.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Don’t you have to actually score a run before you can consider them arriving? 0-2 with 2 shutouts is pretty pitiful

Because they broke through to the WCWS. They faced the 2 pitchers that played in the National Championship game last year in their 2 games. We got hits on both but we did not score. Did you forget we beat Oklahoma at Oklahoma to get there? This program is on the rise. Like I said, we need hitters to complement the pitching.

 

[RocketDawg]

We had the pitching but lacked the hitting. Great season for the girls. However, I thought back to Mike Leach and his comment about lazy football players and their fat girlfriends. Looking at our opponents, they all had fat girls that could crush a softball. Maybe we can recruit some during the off season.

Nope, not worth it.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

That big girl from Texas spends way more time at taco cabana in south Austin than she does at any gym.

Question:

Is this code for something else?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Question:

Is this code for something else?

Nah.

 

[patdog]

Jennie Finch was better

She was hotter for sure. And I don’t even know who the other girl is. But I’m pretty confident Jenny Finch was hotter.