State utterly destroys the University of Misery
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they finally succumbed to the might that msu baseball has become. our apparent lack of premier facilities really reflects the degree to which we have ascended above mere mortals to the level where such tangible things no longer matter. do we really even need to play games anymore? teams should just start writing us checks, take their sweep, and give us all their womenz when we roll in to town. wes rea will put them to work making those suck sandwiches he apparently has developed a taste for.
The operation was called hobbling, Paul, and that is what I'm going to do to you.
Pray Ross can go all 9 tomorrow and then hope we can score at least 15 runs on Sunday to offset the 14 or so that our Sunday pitching will give up.
Oddly enough i think this is exactly what Cohen has to hope for. Unless preston brown is healthy and we just don't know it.