Stock Advice Thread

-Mav-

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Buy low, sell high, and never try to catch a falling knife.
 

KopiKat

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My daddy used to let me play dominoes with an old black man named Washington . . . was that wrong?
 

WildcatfaninOhio

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Don't give up on your dreams. Keep right on sleeping!


Never yell at your kids. Lean in close and whisper it. It's way, way scarier!
 

420grover

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Line the inside of the holes with padded fabric so it doesn't chafe her neck and wrists.
 

august-west

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Never play cards with someone who's name is a city.

If you're tripping on acid never look in the mirror.

To play along with your first piece of advice, if you are playing cards and you can't tell who the patsy at the table is, odds are it is you.

Per the LSD advice, so very true. I once spent a few hours staring deeply into my soul in a mirror. It was both fascinating and horrifying.
 

Rex Kwon Do

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Never over promise and under perform.

Pretty much the only thing I learned at UK that I use today but use it daily......Donnelly, you brilliant son of a *****!
 

CatCall

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Never over promise and under perform.

Pretty much the only thing I learned at UK that I use today but use it daily......Donnelly, you brilliant son of a *****!

I remember Donnelly! Actually liked that class. I think mine was in Memorial Hall, but I could be wrong... its been a few generations of brain cells ago!
 

AustinTXCat

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"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy."

- Ricky Martin