Stock Advice Thread

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Never play cards with someone who's name is a city.

If you're tripping on acid never look in the mirror.

 

[-Mav-]

Buy low, sell high, and never try to catch a falling knife.

 

[KopiKat]

My daddy used to let me play dominoes with an old black man named Washington . . . was that wrong?

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep right on sleeping!


Never yell at your kids. Lean in close and whisper it. It's way, way scarier!

 

[Deeeefense]

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 

[rudd1]

-lord loves a working man, dont trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[Lexie's Dad]

-lord loves a working man, dont trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.

Dammit. I was coming here to post that.

 

[JDHoss]

Dream big, but don't get caught nappin' - Webb Wilder

 

[Laparkafan]

Mo money Mo problems

 

[Get Buckets]

Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Don’t put yer pecker in a fan

 

[ekywildcat_rivals26726]

It's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Rent your fun. If it flys, floats or fu@#s. Rent it.

 

[dgtatu01]

Never up, never in

 

[420grover]

Line the inside of the holes with padded fabric so it doesn't chafe her neck and wrists.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

An old man gave me the best advice when I was in high school -

Don't cull none of 'em.

 

[dgtatu01]

Sex is a lot like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.

 

[H. Lecter]

Make sure there’s toilet paper before you sit down.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Take your time shaving your balls.

 

[ALL IN YOUR FACE]

Never eat yellow snow.

 

[BankerCat12]

Get Rich *****

 

[august-west]

Never play cards with someone who's name is a city.

If you're tripping on acid never look in the mirror.

To play along with your first piece of advice, if you are playing cards and you can't tell who the patsy at the table is, odds are it is you.

Per the LSD advice, so very true. I once spent a few hours staring deeply into my soul in a mirror. It was both fascinating and horrifying.

 

[joeyrupption]

“Rubbers break.”

- My dad’s “sex talk.”

 

[august-west]

After the age of 40 never trust a fart and absolutely never waste a hardon

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Never over promise and under perform.

Pretty much the only thing I learned at UK that I use today but use it daily......Donnelly, you brilliant son of a *****!

 

[august-west]

Off topic, but you’re in the watch


Marketing 300?

I'm not sure that I know what that means

 

[Get Buckets]

I'm not sure that I know what that means

Nvm. Was going to ask you a watch question and changed my mind and it saved it as a draft when i responded to another post.

 

[CatCall]

Never over promise and under perform.

Pretty much the only thing I learned at UK that I use today but use it daily......Donnelly, you brilliant son of a *****!

I remember Donnelly! Actually liked that class. I think mine was in Memorial Hall, but I could be wrong... its been a few generations of brain cells ago!

 

[AustinTXCat]

"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy."

- Ricky Martin