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[Porkchop.sixpack]

and was too stupid to realize it while I was saying it.

There was an african american at the concierge desk at a hotel with my same last name (chop) He said he was from Jefferson county, MS. At which, I told him my ansestors lived in Jefferson county and that we might be related.

I meant it seriously, but I am sure he took it as "yeah, as in your ansestors owned mine."

Foot in mouth disease. I do have it.

 

[Todd4State]

MVP Offense Anthony Dixon. He has another 1000 yard season and leads us in TD's.
MVP Defense Derek Pegues. Without a doubt the most explosive defensive player we have ever had.
Breakout Player Offense Dixon again. I think he takes that next step this year and becomes a truly elite RB. I'm talking potential first round, hope he comes back type of year.
Breakout Player Defense Dominic Douglas. It seems like no one ever talks about him, but he led us in tackles last year and I think he's going to end up in the NFL after making the All-SEC team.
My Boy Eric Hoskins. Walk-on FB who became our best FB on our team by far, who sadly has suffered a bad shoulder injury. I'd really like to see him succeed. Plus our offense just seemed to run a whole lot better when he was in the game.

Todd4State specials:

MVP Offensive Line Derek Sherrod
MVP Special Teams Adam Carlson
Sarcasm Breakout Player Aaron Feld
GPAA Practice All-Star sponsored by Papa John's Pizza and the Baptist Student Union Tyson Lee- winner gets free pizza with unlimited pizza toppings and a box of rolls from BSU.

 

[patdog]

<span class="post-title"><span class="post-title">I agree it's possible, I'm just thinking some WR or something would outshine him**</span></span>

Don't feel bad though. We've never seen them play either.

 

[dawgstudent]

[No message]

 

[bierto]

MVP Offense Anthony Dixon
MVP Defense Derek Pegues
Breakout Player Offense Co-Eric Riley
Breakout Player Defense Dominic Douglas

My Boy (the boy consists of the player you root for most on the team.): KJ Wright

 

[bulldogbaja]

Dude fought in Iraq and will probably have to go back after this season.

MVP O: Dixon
MVP D: Pegues
Breakout O: Woody McCorvey
Breakout D: Fitzhugh

You're my boy, blue: Tim Bailey

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

I was just running with it. Could someone with mad farking skills please morph some dreadlocks to the top of that Guinness and put a number 23 on the glass? That would be perfect.

 

[jamdawg96]

MVP Offense Anthony Dixon
MVP Defense Jamar Chaney
Breakout Player Offense Tyson Lee
Breakout Player Defense De'Mon Glanton

My Boy Derek Pegues

 

[olemissbydamn]

my same last name (chop)

I think Brusier's first name (rebel) prompted the response from Bone.

Don't forget, we have the corner on the elitist racist market and yall are all hick farmers.

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

I know that my mind instantly jumps to the conclusion that every one of you guys are greedy trial lawyers under investigation by a multitude of governmental authorities. But, a few seconds later, rational thought returns and I understand that's only, say, 80% of you guys.

 

[Frances Drebin]

MVP offense: Dixon
MVP defense: Keith "The Decleater" Fitzhugh
Breakout offense: CoEric Riley
Breakout defense: Zach Smith

My boy: DeMon Glanton. Close second to Kyle Love.

 

[8dog]

its damn funny.

 

[Bdog9090]

MVP offense: Dixon
MVP defense: Jamar Chaney
Breakout offense: CoEric Riley
Breakout defense: De'Mon Glanton

My boy: Tim Bailey. I was in 98th Cav with Timmy back in 2005 in Iraq.

 

[megadawgmaniac]

My Boy Eric Hoskins. Walk-on FB who became our best FB on our team by far, who sadly has suffered a bad shoulder injury. I'd really like to see him succeed. Plus our offense just seemed to run a whole lot better when he was in the game.

</p>WHS represent!

AA - not sure who the next in line is

 

[War Machine Dawg]

<span style="font-weight: bold;">MVP Offense:</span> Anthony Dixon
<span style="font-weight: bold;">MVP Defense:</span> Derek Pegues
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Breakout Player Offense:</span> Robert Elliot (I just can't justify picking a WR)
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Breakout Player Defense:</span> KJ Wright

<span style="font-weight: bold;">My Boy (the boy consists of the player you root for most on the team):</span> DP (Captain Obvious, look at my username)

 

[Maroon Eagle]

<div class="post-body"> <div class="scrolling"> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">MVP Offense:</span> Anthony Dixon
<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">MVP Defense:</span> Derek Pegues
<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Breakout Player Offense: </span>Wes Carroll
<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Breakout Player Defense:</span> Zach Smith

<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">My Boy (the boy consists of the player you root for most on the team):</span> The Offensive Line
</div> </div>

 

[uhhct1]

MVP offense- Dixon
MVP defense- DP
Breakout offense- Brignone and Elliott
Breakout defense- KJ Wright

My boy- Fitzhugh