STRETCH SUIT
- Thread starter Elbridge
- Start date
I'm sorry, I thought you wrote stretch sLut . . damn near wasted a whole bunch of your time answering that first question.
Last edited:
-900x900.jpg)
I wouldn't entertain conversation with a man in a stretch suit, tbh... pants too tight AND too short, ankles out with no socks, shirt too small and jacket almost so we can see that tiny bit of muscle definition so we don't have to question your gender, provided you can't grow a beard. So many bad decisions in one outfit is a red flag that the mirror already dictates most of your existence and I have better **** to worry about.
Go invest in a nice suit like a damned man so you aren't stuck with that clown suit in 5 years when the style changes again.
Go invest in a nice suit like a damned man so you aren't stuck with that clown suit in 5 years when the style changes again.
Good lord. You sound like a complete ***. You won't talk to someone who is wearing a suit that you don't like? You realize how ridiculous that sounds?
Boss: "Did you close that deal with the startup company that will make us millions of dollars?"
You: "No. His suit was weird."
#Instaraise
Have you any idea how much I'd just saved the janitorial overhead in tampons alone?
The wealth management guys doing the fake interview commercials in Lexington and Louisville need to steer away from the trendy suits. I'm not about to trust my life savings to some slick haired wannabe pimp in a Winston Bennett looking suit so he can go buy himself some more pinkie rings.
