Stuff you can absolutely count on...

[Fogdog]

Sun comes up in the east.
Earth is round (at least most of us think so).
Trump's gonna tweet some stupid ****.
MSU is gonna get screwed in Auburn.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

When you think State has turned the corner, we inevitably **** the bed.

 

[aTotal360]

I'm might put that on my tombstone.