Sumlin Needing a Drink

Indndawg

Senior
Nov 16, 2005
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May need something to take off the edge as his office will prolly be cleaned out
 

411dawg

Redshirt
Sep 5, 2012
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I was just thinking the same thing looking at him. At halftime, they need to roll out a bar for him and a Sizzler buffet for Bert. Bert has packed it on.
 

FlotownDawg

All-American
Aug 30, 2012
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I've wondered how players can respect a coach who is morbidly obese. Guy is trying to push them to get into shape and can't be bothered to not eat the 8th piece of pizza as he's sitting on the couch.
 

Uncle Ruckus

All-American
Apr 1, 2011
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Has there ever been anyone to get so 17ing fat over such a short period of time faster than Bert?
 

TBone.sixpack

Redshirt
Feb 2, 2011
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He was thin when he first took over at Wisconsin. He has been progressively ballooning ever since. It can't be comfortable at all.
 

TBone.sixpack

Redshirt
Feb 2, 2011
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I would wager that his stripper wife will book if he is fired. I like ole Bert but looks like his road is about to get bumpy.
 
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