Got a 2 year old that is downright toxic. Whenever he rips one that's bad enough to make you pull your shirt over your nose, you better just it keep it covered because he's about to string together 5-6 more that get progressively worse over the next ten minutes.
Also, another tidbit that non-owners may not know. English bulldogs can be the biggest jackasses on the face of the planet. I don't care what the experts say... they're damn smart dogs and they know exactly how to get a good dig in every now and then. We have a bell tied to our back door, and we trained ours to go ring the bell when he needs to be let outside. He does this 99% of the time. Well, one night I came downstairs to a big pile of crap in the middle of the kitchen so I grabbed him by the collar and yelled at him while I pointed at the bell. The next day, I'm in the kitchen and he walks slowly over to the door and rings the bell. Before I could even wash my hands to go get his leash, he looks at me and squats about 5 feet away. All I could do is say "son of a *****" and laugh.