Juice points are cool, psycho defense is pretty cool. You know what else is cool? Being perfect. I guess I come by it naturally in that I am usually perfect, in most thi---In everything I do. Whether its tennis, golf, partying, schmoozing for chix. Whatever I'm usually always perfect.
That's why I am glad that the Bulldogs to this point, are perfect. How many points did we give up? None. Perfect. We clowned on the opposition. It was almost uncomfortable how perfect we were.
The stadium was the tits. I had trouble focusing on the field due to the jumbo trons all in my face. I'm currently composing a letter to Stricklin stressing the importance of more rap music during the game. We can not have enough rap music. I talked to Fred Ross and Jamerson after the game and they NEED rap music. "Ozarka the blue hairs though, they won't stand for it!" Swear to G I'll have them dancing when we go to Atlanta. I'm going to make it rain in the finest Atlanta strip club after that. Have their people tell promoters that I'm coming. Molly water for everyone.
Now that we destroyed the Hattiesburg clowns, we can move on to these other two absolute no name programs that we will play. We also need to grow a back bone and not be squares. "Hey Ozarka don't overlook UAB, they beat Troy!" Care. Not worried. "But Ozarka Dak's leg is in a boot! Doesn't that concern you!" No it doesn't concern me because I'm not a huge 17n coward. I would stretch to say I've never been worried or concerned about anything in my life. One reason I now Dak isn't hurt is because Dak is my brother. He is laying back smoking a spliff, definitely smashing some girl, thinking this **** is funny. He's on another level. Dak is going to seawalk for 2..nay 3 touchdowns against Birmingham on Saturday. I checked out NAFOOM earlier, or as I call it Not A 17n Ounce Of Muff (ever). Those guys do not have sex. They were #obsessed speaking about Dak, when they don't look in their own backyard at their QB who has a shoulder made of toothpicks, rubber bands, and bubble game. And the voice of a choir boy. Whatever.
#teeth
#couldntseemeifyouhadagenie
#inawholenotherleague
UAB Hashtags for the week
#dontblazetheblazersiftheybroughthegoodstuff
#whoisUAB
That's why I am glad that the Bulldogs to this point, are perfect. How many points did we give up? None. Perfect. We clowned on the opposition. It was almost uncomfortable how perfect we were.
The stadium was the tits. I had trouble focusing on the field due to the jumbo trons all in my face. I'm currently composing a letter to Stricklin stressing the importance of more rap music during the game. We can not have enough rap music. I talked to Fred Ross and Jamerson after the game and they NEED rap music. "Ozarka the blue hairs though, they won't stand for it!" Swear to G I'll have them dancing when we go to Atlanta. I'm going to make it rain in the finest Atlanta strip club after that. Have their people tell promoters that I'm coming. Molly water for everyone.
Now that we destroyed the Hattiesburg clowns, we can move on to these other two absolute no name programs that we will play. We also need to grow a back bone and not be squares. "Hey Ozarka don't overlook UAB, they beat Troy!" Care. Not worried. "But Ozarka Dak's leg is in a boot! Doesn't that concern you!" No it doesn't concern me because I'm not a huge 17n coward. I would stretch to say I've never been worried or concerned about anything in my life. One reason I now Dak isn't hurt is because Dak is my brother. He is laying back smoking a spliff, definitely smashing some girl, thinking this **** is funny. He's on another level. Dak is going to seawalk for 2..nay 3 touchdowns against Birmingham on Saturday. I checked out NAFOOM earlier, or as I call it Not A 17n Ounce Of Muff (ever). Those guys do not have sex. They were #obsessed speaking about Dak, when they don't look in their own backyard at their QB who has a shoulder made of toothpicks, rubber bands, and bubble game. And the voice of a choir boy. Whatever.
#teeth
#couldntseemeifyouhadagenie
#inawholenotherleague
UAB Hashtags for the week
#dontblazetheblazersiftheybroughthegoodstuff
#whoisUAB
