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Swag Update: SBK 2013 and St. Paddys Day

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OzarkaNSW

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Just woke up from St. Paddy's Day and man was it a blast. But lets get down to brass tacks and talk about my epic spring break first. So I get a call from my buddy and he's like "hey, you want a free play to stay on the gulf coast?" And I was like "yeah." Not like I wouldn't have found a place to stay, know what I'm saying. Anyway get down there. Straight the the liquor store. The total on the receipt was greater than some of you cowards paychecks, but we were ready to roll. Chugged a fifth of SoCo and chilled on the beach where I caught the most epic rays of all time. Met this frosty freshman from the University of Alabama...baggged. That was night 1.

Anyway back to the St. Paddys I absolutely ripped up the scene. Bitches everywhere yanking my joc. I didn't know what to do I flexed and busted up the scene at hal and mals got got shook up with the shakes. I was waiting to take a piss at one point and some guy looked at me like he needed something so I cocked him in the jaw and walked off....didn't care. A couple dance floor make outs later I had to be escorted out but I just woke up and I'm already looking forward to next year. Peace
 
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Wicked Pissah

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Are you Marshall Henderson?

i must admit, these are my favorite posts on this board.

Kind of like that guy use to make on nafoom. Dont remember his name
 
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Arnold Babar.sixpack

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You're liqour bill was more than some of our paychecks and you were drinking Southern Comfort? You got laid once, you got a sun tan, you sucker punched someone and you made out with random chicks on the dance floor. So that puts you with the other 98 % of guys on spring break that aren't gay. Congrats Wormser.
 
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msstate7

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Wicked Pissah said:
Are you Marshall Henderson?

i must admit, these are my favorite posts on this board.

Kind of like that guy use to make on nafoom. Dont remember his name
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If he's not Marshall, he wants to be. That sounds like how Marshall would have spent his st pats day had he not had tourney
 
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studentdawg87

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That was the guy he jacked.

When Ozarka smashes a mother 17er in the face, the bloke having his face crushed tends to think he has been hit by more than one bro, which is why that dude's mom has her report wrong on that blog thing of hers.

Word on the street is the tricks fightin' in this video were fightin' over the right to yank Ozarka's joc.

 
Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus

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Been waiting on this for a week. Didn't meet my expectations but was pleased overall.
 
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ronpolk said:
Did you meet lettece's girl?
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I think she was pretty busy down there.... left out of here last Monday, on foot, holding her guitar case. She arrived in Panama City Tues morning for a Knife, Gun and Harley Davidson convention...there was an altercation.....she, ended up with a bike. Wednesday, after she shot a 71 at the Ravens Golf Club, she was able to harpoon a limit of bull shark...open sights, mind you. She showed back up here on Thursday night, promptly walked in the kitchen and started to cook dinner...freshly smoked scallops...wood coming from an old sunken ship that she had helped salvage.
 
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tenureplan

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Lettuce said:
I think she was pretty busy down there.... left out of here last Monday, on foot, holding her guitar case. She arrived in Panama City Tues morning for a Knife, Gun and Harley Davidson convention...there was an altercation.....she, ended up with a bike. Wednesday, after she shot a 71 at the Ravens Golf Club, she was able to harpoon a limit of bull shark...open sights, mind you. She showed back up here on Thursday night, promptly walked in the kitchen and started to cook dinner...freshly smoked scallops...wood coming from an old sunken ship that she had helped salvage.
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She salvaged some wood alright
 
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rem101

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It says that was night 1. He didn't go into Nights 2-7. I'm sure there was at least 1 lucky lady per night, if not more.
 
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dogeatdog

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Hmmmm......I'm beginning to think Ozarka and DD may be one in the same.......Any

one else got that feeling?
 
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SkullCandy.sixpack

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She must have been frosty

because the high in PC last week was in the 50's, cloudy, with a wind chill in the 40s. 17n weather sucked on the coast last week. Beaches were red flagged due to high wind and undertow. You must have baggggged the only gal brave enough to hit the beach. She likely had a thick layer of "insulation" (like a manatee). Those few souls that even hit the beach were in friggin parkas. Guess the SoCo (anti-freeze?) made those epic rays just about right. http://www.panamacity.com/entertainment/get-wet/march-12-surf-report-red-flags-1.109334
 
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fishwater99

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I think that's Ozarka in the bright yellow shirt fighting with a chick...
You are supposed to be banging them, not fighting...damn Bro, don't hit the hoes...
 
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