Synopsis from the Standsbury Sixpack meeting in Jackson

[Coach34]

1. Dawgstudent is an imposing figure at 5 foot 2
2. Patdog is in remarkable shape for a 63 year old man
3. Big Ern sent his regards and congratulations via text
4. Everybody was in agreement on the scheduling issue
5. Robbie Randolph is surprisingly a bigger smartass than I am
6. Fishwater loves the 3-ball and loaded up on us yesterday
7. I'm proud that Meoff is adjusting well to single life
8. Thick and Original 48 were as loud as they normally are
9. Everybody was in agreement Ronny Atmosphere must have Down's Syndrome
10. Good time was had by all

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

9. Everybody was in agreement Ronny Atmosphere must have Down's Syndrome

I've met Ronny. Disagree with him on political and religious issues, but he's probably smarter than all of us put together.

 

[Original48]

9. Everybody was in agreement Ronny Atmosphere must have Down's Syndrome

I've met Ronny. Disagree with him on political and religious issues, but he's probably smarter than all of us put together.

So was Rain Man.

 

[dawgstudent]

I think I saw a little twinkle in his eye when he kept speaking of Stansbury and how well we are playing in the last few games.

And I am at least the same height as Meoff.

 

[patdog]

Despite my grey hair, I'm not a day over 60 and you know it. *******.

Seriously, Robbie Randoplh, glad you came over and introduced yourself and watched most of the 2nd half with us. It was a pleasure to meet you. And to all the rest (yes, even Coach34), good to see you guys again. It was a lot of fun. Hopefully, we'll be able to do it again for the SEC tournament title game like last year. And (hope against all hope), maybe even a Sweet 16 game.

As for Meoff, congrats on living the life of a man 15 years your junior. Partying as long and as hard as you did on Friday night and showing up to play tennis, and playing well, at noon Saturday is damn impressive. As we both know, a guy 15 years your junior tried the same stunt during the state tourament a couple of years ago and wound up puking his guts out next to the court before losing 6-1, 6-1 to our teammate. Except for the one serve you came within 2 feet of putting on the St. Andrews baseball field, while they were playing a game against Jim Hill. Seriously guys, if you've never seen a Meoff mishit on a serve, you've never seen a mishit. Dude is good for one or two a match that would just make your jaw drop.

 

[onewoof]

I was in the mens room and Coach34 comes up and starts tap tap tap'ing his foot like it is some sort of secret signal.

 

[dawgstudent]

[No message]

 

[biguglyjoe]

Thanks for that.

 

[biguglyjoe]

Sen. Larry Craig.

"My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct
use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall," the
officer said in his report.</p>

The senator then tapped his right
foot, "a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct,"
Karsnia wrote, and Craig ran his left hand several times underneath the
partition dividing the stalls.</p>

 

[Coach34]

I was so damn mad that Standsbury won, I felt like committing a hate crime. And since you looked like the biggest *** in the place, I was hoping you would take the bait.

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

hilarious......good come back Coach...

 

[fishwater99]

DS watched the 1st half sitting between Coach34 and myself, I think he hates Stans now for sure.
Patdog sure can eat for an old man. He had the biggest catfish po-boy I have ever seen.
Meoff can run with the Big Dogs, no need for him to stay on the front porch.
Robbie Randolph is just as much of an *** in person, and that's okay with me..
Thick and C34 agreed that our baseball team is just not that good.
I actually won money betting on the Dogs Saturday...
The Bulldog is a good place to watch a game, they had every TV in the place on the MSU game..

Live and Die by the 3 ball..........
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[Coach34]

DS watched the 1st half sitting between Coach34 and myself, I think he hates Stans now for sure.
Patdog sure can eat for an old man. He had the biggest catfish po-boy I have ever seen.
Meoff can run with the Big Dogs, no need for him to stay on the front porch.
Robbie Randolph is just as much of an *** in person, and that's okay with me..
Thick and C34 agreed that our baseball team is just not that good.
I actually won money betting on the Dogs Saturday...
The Bulldog is a good place to watch a game, they had every TV in the place on the MSU game..

Live and Die by the 3 ball..........
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taken a picture for HD6- he would probably have a mild heart attack upon seeing