Ten Reasons why Rutgers EATS tOFU

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
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1. Leonte Carroo is known to EAT tOFU

2. The combo of tOFU, bran, and coffee ensures good bowel movements

3. tOFU has no answer for Rutgers version of indigestion, Brower Commons

4. Salted Cashews has a higher sodium level than tOFU

5. tOFU has never experienced Rutgers dining hall digestive processes before

6. tOFU does not have a ton of unhealthy components, most notably Cholesterol and Gluten

7. Janarion Grant is going to eat it in the house

8. Team was nervous and backed up last year. Saturday were going to drop our trousers and let it all flow out.

9. In the last two weeks

10. RutgersAl will be pounding down Tequila Shots in order to Blow tOFU nuggets
 

HeyHuey

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Any chance that we pull a switch and eat tOFU in Black Uni's on Saturday? Black Uni's and salsa on salad improve my bowel movements.
 
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1. Leonte Carroo is known to EAT tOFU

2. The combo of tOFU, bran, and coffee ensures good bowel movements

3. tOFU has no answer for Rutgers version of indigestion, Brower Commons

4. Salted Cashews has a higher sodium level than tOFU

5. tOFU has never experienced Rutgers dining hall digestive processes before

6. tOFU does not have a ton of unhealthy components, most notably Cholesterol and Gluten

7. Janarion Grant is going to eat it in the house

8. Team was nervous and backed up last year. Saturday were going to drop our trousers and let it all flow out.

9. In the last two weeks

10. RutgersAl will be pounding down Tequila Shots in order to Blow tOFU nuggets
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