Tennessee Hate Thread
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Schofield is finally gone right?
Best team Ewe-Tee had in fifty years in that 2018 season. Couldn’t even make the second weekend. Glorious.
Just bought my tickets! We’ll be in section 214 rooting our a$$ off! Tuck Fennessee!
Why does it take 18;Tennessee fans to go to an R rated movie, because the sign says under 17 not admitted.
How do we know the tooth brush was invented in Tennessee, because if it had been invented anywhere else it would be a teeth brush
Tennessee degrees can now be displayed in back window to authorize parking in handicap parking space.
The Tennessee university just underwent a huge library expansion, somebody donated a book to them.
What is foreplay to a Tennessean : the guy says “ get in the truck *****” okay I’ll
How do we know the tooth brush was invented in Tennessee, because if it had been invented anywhere else it would be a teeth brush
Tennessee degrees can now be displayed in back window to authorize parking in handicap parking space.
The Tennessee university just underwent a huge library expansion, somebody donated a book to them.
What is foreplay to a Tennessean : the guy says “ get in the truck *****” okay I’ll
Run their *** out of Rupp Saturday.
SWEEP THE LEG. NO MERCY
SWEEP THE LEG. NO MERCY
That sh*t hurts, man. It should be illegal to leave a hitch in the receiver when not in use.
I’m glad I got out of there. 12 years of living in Knoxville was 12 too many!
I'm not sure what your experience is with vaginas, but I have truly enjoyed mine, and none of them looked like this. I have a lot of respect for vaginas. Grant Williams, not so much.
Does yours quiver flop and take a tuna boat dive or just sit there?
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Even cheerleaders hate Tennessee!
I challenge anyone to never do that. Eventually you're going to do it.
I would like to mace the band every time they play rocky top.
Despise that tune and I am a bluegrass fan and picker, we refuse to play it.
Despise that tune and I am a bluegrass fan and picker, we refuse to play it.
They play the cister pokin' anthem even after double digit beat downs...
Decades of inbreeding factoring in to the reduced cognitive state of the pumpkin litters.
Agreed who would like to live on good old rocky top when you could live in a place with grass and trees ?They play the cister pokin' anthem even after double digit beat downs...
Decades of inbreeding factoring in to the reduced cognitive state of the pumpkin litters.
Been there. One of the worst things that can happen besides stepping on legos.
I’ve done it all. Taking my hand at rapping now. I’m not stealing bars this time.
I’ll hit you with some many foul lines you’d think I’m a free throw..
Wannabes. Always have been, always will be. Quite possibly the ugliest team colors in the country.
There's a story of the 2 soldiers 1 from Tennessee and 1 from Kentucky, captured during the Iraqi war for spying. Taken before Saddam Hussein, he said " you have been caught spying and according to the articles of war we are going to execute you, but being the benevolant dictator that I am, I am going to grant each of you one last wish." The Tennessee guy started tearing up and said, "Oh thank you Mr. Hussein, you are so kind, if I have one last wish I want to hear that Tennessee victory song Rocky Top just one more time. " Saddam answered, "your wish will be granted". He then turned to the Kentucky guy and asked "what is your last wish?" Without hesitation he answered, "shoot me now."
A Tennessee State Trooper pulled a pickup over for a violation. The trooper walked up to the driver's window and asked, You got any I.D. ? the answer was, "bout what"?
Kentucky bourbon>Tennessee piss whiskey
We had checkerboard end zones at Stoll Field in the 30s. Tennessee didn't add them to Neyland until the 60s.
Rocky Top was made famous by the Osborne Brothers. Kentuckians.
Kiss my big blue *** Vols.
Your heart might belong to the Lord,
But tomorrow afternoon your *** belongs to Kentucky!
We had checkerboard end zones at Stoll Field in the 30s. Tennessee didn't add them to Neyland until the 60s.
Rocky Top was made famous by the Osborne Brothers. Kentuckians.
Kiss my big blue *** Vols.
Your heart might belong to the Lord,
But tomorrow afternoon your *** belongs to Kentucky!