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[dawgstudent]

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[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Sark might let us win just so he doesn't get fired

 

[STATEgrad04]

Arch who?

 

[GloryDawg]

"Can we catch the break"

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Bevo's Nuts!

 

[Fighting Irish.sixpack]

Sunbelt Billy castrated Lebby.

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Shapen up to be another moral victory.

 

[onewoof]

Even if you win an ugly game, Sark still might get fired

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Alright, Alright, Aw s h I t

 

[Dawgzilla2]

Chad Powers is not walking through that door, Texas..... .hopefully.

 

[RivaDawg]

Please done “Lebby” this up.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Manning boys losing in Starkville is a Family Tradition

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

Yes, Longhorns. Asking a QB to submit to a DNA test to prove bloodlines is a HIPAA violation.

 

[Shmuley]

Yes, Teasip Fans. The faculty seats are pretty sweet.

 

[STATEgrad04]

UT: Home of the 12th "Man"ning

 

[MoronDawg]

Orange you tea-sippin' Texas tinhorns tired of being overrated?

 

[onewoof]

Jackie is back, this time to snip the QB

 

[DawgInThe256]

No, if you beat us you aren't "back"

 

[vhdawg]

Can't wait to see the stupid way we lose to you

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Welcome Texas fans! Our QB sucks too! But at least he's not a Manning.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

Hey Sark, we got a new play you should try.

 

[L4MANDW]

T for Texas, but they not gonna be another Tennessee for Lebby. Shapen finally gonna Arch Dawgs an SEC Win!

 

[Chesusdog]

Texas is known for two things, and they're all out of steers.

 

[Bhamdawg1725]

Deep in the heart of Texas- territory, run the ball and kick the FG when down 2.

 

[Bhamdawg1725]

Mario Austin >>> Austin Texas

 

[CaptainFalcon]

Welcome to the “Lost to Billy Napier” support group.

 

[columbiadawg2]

Never thought that we'd be happy to see y'all roll into town

 

[DT4248]

Jeff Lebby now sees how bad that pass call was thanks to Warby Parker

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

Apparently QB genes skip every third generation.

 

[$altyDawg]

Pimps up, Horns down.

 

[NWADawg]

Burnt orange stinks more than burnt coffee.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Welcome back Longhorns. Edward Williams says "hi".

 

[dorndawg]

Bevo, Welcome to the Jackie Wayne Sherrill School of Veterinary Science

 

[HailStout]

Hey Arch, ask your uncles about their first trips to Starkville.

 

[cowbell88]

Cut em and gut em, Horns down!

 

[HailStout]

Manning boys losing in Starkville is a Family Tradition

 

[HotMop]

We prefer Texas Roadhouse over Longhorn's.

 

[Dawgg]

Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean,
Tears from the depth of some divine despair
Rise in the heart, and gather to the eyes,
In looking on the happy autumn-fields,
And thinking of the days that are no more.

 

[HailStout]

Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean,
Tears from the depth of some divine despair
Rise in the heart, and gather to the eyes,
In looking on the happy autumn-fields,
And thinking of the days that are no more.

 

[DT4248]

Horns Left


(for the directionally challenged go look at the sign this would be on)