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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Volatility_rivals135605" data-source="post: 131479398" data-attributes="member: 1476288">When I was in the Air Force, I went to tech school near Wichita Falls TX...  One weekend, a friend of mine that I met in tech school, was talking about how great the strip clubs are in Montreal Canada, and at the time I was 19, I had never been to a strip club...  So, he setup a weekend pass for us both, and took me to a strip club just a few miles from base, which was a popular destination for airman wanting to blow a weeks pay....  While there, there was a healthy # of locals, mostly cowboys & energy workers, some of which was sitting near our table, as most Texans are patriotic many struck up conversations with us, and all left except one.  This dude was a walking & talking replica of Sam Elliott.  Same face, beard, voice, freaking identical, cowboy hat and all...After a few drinks, I finally take my friend up on his offer to pay for my first gifted lap dance, when I get back and as IM sitting back down, this Sam Elliott replica gets up, and as he speaks, looks at my dead in the eyes, and says "Gents, anything worth doing, is worth over doing, and if your doing it, make sure to do it Texas Style" Tips his cap and walks out...While I LOVE nothing more then for WVU to beat Texas, if you asked me which BIG12 team that I would want WVU to beat the most, it will always be Texas, but the people of Texas, in many ways remind me of old school WV generations.  Hard around the edges, but full of selflessness & character, a free living people.  While I cant recall the *** or tits of the girl who gave me my first lap dance, I recall perfectly that old dude imparting a little wisdom on some young bucks just stepping onto life's journey.UT CAN SUCK IT!  I hope we beat them so badly they fire Peewee after the game, but the people of Texas are hard to dislike. Well, at least the hard working blue collar folks I met, not the silver spooned trust fund baby brats because their great grandfather bought(stole) oil rich land from an Indian for a few jars of whiskey and maybe some buffalo jerky...</blockquote>

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