TGIF: What Freedom looks like, Hail USA................................nsfw

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Happy early 4th of July. I love America!

 

Rebels7

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Yoga Pants is smoking hot. But probably a smart decision to not give her any bullets.
 

woozman

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Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?

Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.